Chuck got out because he enjoyed taking lives much more than saving them.

Let's go people this should be fun...

I guess he had too many occasions when he'd UpChuck on the boats.

Chuck didn't get wet in the CG, the water got Chuck

When he got seasick, he didn't throw up; he threw down.

Chuck Norris was the kind of Boatswains Mate that when you met him the first words out of your mouth were I'm Sorry!!!!!

With Chuck Norris, "he" had to go out, but "you" did not have to come back!

While U/W Chuck Norris didn't need a coffee maker. He ground the beans with his teeth and boiled it with rage!

Chuck Norris didn't tie knots. He looked at a rope and it tied itself in fear.

Chuck Norris didn't chip paint, it leapt off the hull in terror...

Navigation Rule of the Road, RULE 11 (VESSELS'S IN SIGHT OF ONE ANOTHER): Chuck Norris has the right of way. Period.

Outstanding Job guys keep it going!!!


Chuck Norris is the only person in the history of the Coast Guard to advance directly from civilian to BMCM by round house kicking every one on the advancement list in the face.

Chuck Norris can set a buoy from shore with a round house kick to the "mooring".

Chuck Norris could do a "Heat and Beat" without a hammer or a torch. He would round house kick the pin into an instant mushroom...he did this with such force that the buoy would also be set instantly.

Chuck Norris spent a tour in Key West, where he was given the job of round house kicking hurricanes away from the keys.

Chuck Norris would terminate voyages by round house kicking boats to shore.

Chuck Norris's GAR model is always in the red, not because of risk but because of the blood shed.

Chuck Norris's search patterns start off as routine and end in a trail of bodies

Chuck Norris drove a 47'MLB covered in human skulls!

Chuck Norris was OIC of a 65'WYTL he broke ice by firing fully automatic weapons off the bow while steaming ahead!

While underway in the Caribbean, Chuck Norris visited the U.S. Virgin Islands, when he left the changed the name to the "U.S. Islands"

What the heck is a Chuck Norris? Sounds kinda like somebody named their pet woodchuck Norris. AND since when did Bosn’s start keeping pets beyond lunch time. Dangdest things here

Don

Chuck Norris does not need to find set and drift. He makes set and drift find him and then steers whatever he wants for his first leg anyway.

Chuck Norris can steer a course of 360.

The breaking strength of 5" line is Chuck Norris.

I don't think Chuck Norris is a "Mate" to anything, much more likely he was a "Master".

After an all night SAR case Chuck does not sleep...he waits.