This thread is soley dedicated for those members wishing to post Useless information. Being that there is a gray area between Useless and Useful information, think before you post it.

For example, there are 338 dimples on a standard golf ball, would be considered "Useless Information."


Edit: If any member decides to post their 'Useless Information' on this thread, it MUST be factual and must pass any test for it's validity.-USMCvet

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For example, there are 338 dimples on a standard golf ball, would be considered "Useless Information."

Not to a product engineer. Those dimples are there for a reason.

When my mother-in-law crapped out I had to pay for the funeral. Even though she died, she still screwed me.

Were you not a fan of your M-I-L? Not appreciated by her for your humor? If you had to flip the bill, why didn't you just throw her under a tree in the woods?

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Originally posted by usmcvet:
This thread is soley dedicated for those members wishing to post Useless information. Being that there is a gray area between Useless and Useful information, think before you post it.

For example, there are 338 dimples on a standard golf ball, would be considered "Useless Information."

Have been yelling at shiney square thing in Wikiup. Jazz tribe be sparring with spur tribe-Jazz won 3 over 2. Won by Huncpappa-warrior is attending echo N40.

Yatahe away.

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Originally posted by Torch8306:

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For example, there are 338 dimples on a standard golf ball, would be considered "Useless Information."

Not to a product engineer. Those dimples are there for a reason.

Correct, the dimples do allow the ball to travel farther when hit, however the number of those dimples are "Useless Information" to lay persons.

YOUR VACUUM CLEANER WILL PERFORM BETTER AND LAST LONGER IF YOU CHANGE THE BAG WHEN IT IS HALF WAY FILLED.

OH....YOU SAID "USELESS INFORMATION" SORRY VET.

OKAY THEN. HOW 'BOUT........DIRTY SNOW MELTS FASTER THAN CLEAN SNOW.

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Originally posted by BOLLINGSPVET:
YOUR VACUUM CLEANER WILL PERFORM BETTER AND LAST LONGER IF YOU CHANGE THE BAG WHEN IT IS HALF WAY FILLED.

OH....YOU SAID "USELESS INFORMATION" SORRY VET.

OKAY THEN. HOW 'BOUT........DIRTY SNOW MELTS FASTER THAN CLEAN SNOW.

That's Useless Information.

YEP! AND I'VE GOT MORE TOO.

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Originally posted by BOLLINGSPVET:
YEP! AND I'VE GOT MORE TOO.

In that case Son, Let Her Rip!

OKAY THEN.......

DESPITE HIS GREAT SCIENTIFIC AND ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENTS, LEONARDO DaVINCI WAS MOST PROUD OF HIS ABILITY TO BEND IRON WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

HOW'S THAT FOR USELESS?

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Originally posted by BOLLINGSPVET:
OKAY THEN.......

DESPITE HIS GREAT SCIENTIFIC AND ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENTS, LEONARDO DaVINCI WAS MOST PROUD OF HIS ABILITY TO BEND IRON WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

HOW'S THAT FOR USELESS?

Useless, yes, however is it true and if so, how thick was the iron?

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Originally posted by usmcvet:

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Originally posted by BOLLINGSPVET:
OKAY THEN.......

DESPITE HIS GREAT SCIENTIFIC AND ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENTS, LEONARDO DaVINCI WAS MOST PROUD OF HIS ABILITY TO BEND IRON WITH HIS BARE HANDS.

HOW'S THAT FOR USELESS?

Useless, yes, however is it true and if so, how thick was the iron?

HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW....ASK DaVINCI.

A rather obese Italian gentleman was driving his Cadillac while chatting on the cellphone and not wearing a seatbelt. I looked over and noticed his 11 year old son didn't have a belt on either. Although he deserved a summons, I wasn't going to write one cause I don't want him to feel small in front of his boy.

That is until he handed me his license with a $100. bill wrapped up in it. He got the 100 back, in eight pieces, and 3 summonses.

How can he complain? ''I tried to bribe a cop and he ripped up my money.''

If you travel to Machu Picchu, make sure you know what the Peruvian Gov't considers contraband and illegal substances, so you don't spend 20 to life in one of their prisons.

Don't drink the water, where beavers live.

A Lightning rod and grounding system is usually connected to the metal Cupola roof to provide a safe conduit for any lightning strikes on lighthouses.

I wonder how many less times I have not pee'd since quitting drinking.

If I drank a 6 pack of beer a day, that's at least 12 pee breaks, times 10 years. It adds up. Sometimes I drank a case of beer. Imagine how much water I saved by not flushing all those times.

Angora Goat hair is called Mohair.