I'm starting something new here in the Wannabe Forum, it relates back to when I played hockey 7 days week, 2-3 games a night. On one of my regular teams we had a not so prestigous award that was awarded to the worst performance of the game. You would have to carry this in your equipment bag until the next game and hope you wouldn't have a bad game next time out. It was the biggest dildo I'd ever seen, ridiculously huge (about 2 feet long and 3 inches thick). It had been a tradition before I had joined the team and rumor had it, that it had once belonged to the goaltender's x-girlfriend that was a stripper. (don't think it was ever washed)

I survived nearly two seasons until I was cursed with "Bo-Bo", when I attempted to clear the puck behind my net and fired a slapper into....yep, our own net. All the goaltender could say is, "I wasn't getting in front of that thing, you fired 2 feet from me and it had fire on it".

So, now that we have established the precedence and background, all I can say to the wannabes is this is an award you should attempt not to earn.

The Turd Award


Earlier this week it was bestowed upon "14971481" / This member (member being the operative word), Marine Corps , Considering Joining Resides in Mississippi for his "Death Toll numbers thread1st recipient / Turd Award.

However, for the first time in this awards early inception, the award will be passed on before the week comes to a close......(drum roll)...To.........5943217, Kyle C Medeck, Resides in Colorado. for his performance in "Recruiting Question" 2nd recipient / Turd Award

ding, ding, ding ding,......that's right Kyle you've won yourself an all insults deserved thread here on the Marines Wannabe forum, for your wise-@ssery, jack @ssery and blantant disregard for Marines and the service they have provided towards the freedoms you enjoy not to mention you heightened level of disrespect.

Congratulations jack@ss....you must be honored, this being the biggest accomplishment in your life thus far and good luck with that bankruptcy.

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3 inches around is tiny for a dick. And who wouldn't wash it if they suspected it of being filthy?

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Originally posted by Hartcorps:
3 inches around is tiny for a dick. And who wouldn't wash it if they suspected it of being filthy?

I was thinking of plumbing (drainage pipe) which is measured across for thickness not circumfrance. My bad, I changed/edited it for you. What has me worried though is out of that whole story, you fixated on the dildo

You can be keeper of the award (i.e. the one who awards it).

You might want to post the actual link to the threads in question, on future awards, assuming they still exists.

Where in the world can I get my own Turd Fountain? I'd be happy with just the turd.

Do ya have to put the Mississippi in there and in bold?!?!?

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Originally posted by hulinmr:
Do ya have to put the Mississippi in there and in bold?!?!?

Hey you've got "Mississippi Mud Pie" which is in one form or another available at every family franchise eatery on the planet (TGIF, Applebees, Outback, Bennigans, Chilis, Olive Garden, etc..) and depending on how much of a chocolate lover you are, some say it's better than Boston Creme Pie. How'd you like to get together and make some Mississippi Creme Pie.

Incidently, I've been to Mississippi (Meridian Naval Air Station) and the people weren't all that friendly. Guess I shouldn't have gone out in town with a black girl?

I've that picture for you of my wife in a bikini, I just keep forgetting to send it here to work.

Maybe you were just too far north in MS!

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Originally posted by ipscone:
You might want to post the actual link to the threads in question, on future awards, assuming they still exists.

You request shall be granted...

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Originally posted by 5943217:
Wow... Will Thank you very much for answering My Question First off you don't know me so I Laugh at you all...****ing Marines I should of listen to my Bro in the First Place who was a Sniper in the Marine force Recon....You are all dumb asses with your head stuck up your ***, I except all my mistakes and I love them All cause I know I will never make them again.....I will join the army which gives better bonuses and incentives to people like me, oh I can't be a marine whooped de do at Least I will Have a great job when I get out of the Army what are you guys planning on doing working Security ha, retards!!! Think before you act dumb asses and I didn't join the Military earlier cause I actually wanted to live a life before I went IN and I bet I have been to more places around the world then you guys could ever think of so don't judge someone before you learn more about them otherwise you will get a nice kick in the ***.....No wonder they send u guys in first....your r sad, so we need to get rid of the worst first!!!!!!!!!!Thank you very much a and have a wonderful Day asses

Don't you just love it when Marines use imagination, initiative, and ingenuity.

Semper Fi!

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Originally posted by Logisticsguru:

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Originally posted by Hartcorps:
3 inches around is tiny for a dick. And who wouldn't wash it if they suspected it of being filthy?

I was thinking of plumbing (drainage pipe) which is measured across for thickness not circumfrance. My bad, I changed/edited it for you. What has me worried though is out of that whole story, you fixated on the dildo

Attention to detail, bro.

Third recipient

[John B Duplechain
Marine Corps , Considering Joining
Resides in Louisiana




I love it when we can put face to name, congratulations John. You are now the new TURD of the WEEK. You will carry and possess this award for as long as it takes another Wannabe to make such a comment as an obvious intention to disrespect anyone here.

Just as the dishonored recipient before you has, so will you be named TURD of the WEEK until relieved. So keep your fingers crossed, the pickings have been mighty slim lately. Who knows, this could tun into a TURD of the MONTH for you. This is the comment that won you the award;
My shoulder is hurt, and I've got sand in my ******

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Alright first off, I am not a kid. So stop being a d-bag. I appologized and am currently having issues typing with both hands because of my shoulder surgery. So forgive the lack of capitals. Have to strike the caps lock, then key, then caps lock and continue on

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So why not just 'not type'

sometimes its better to not make a comment than it is to make one.....

the d-bag comment only gets you deeper in the hole....

Words of wisdom again, from the Gunny!



Enjoy it John, you earned it.

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Well, after being a part of these boards for last few days I can see the trend of people and thier attitudes. Ive had several private messages saying not to even concern myself with a few of you. Also, Ive learned that Im going to get a lot of "****" (no pun intended) in bootcamp and in the Marines regaurdless of who or what I am. So thank you for my Award! I shall post it with glee.

Hey, If I cried everytime someone posted something negative about me online...or ribbed me a little... I surely wouldnt make it in the Marines.

Take care



Edit: damn I was turd of the week over beeftit?

How the F did I miss this guy.

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Jamie M Harrison

Real busy week for me. I'll have to get a secretary to start screening for me.

So, Johnny...good news, this joker Wannabe gangsta afforded you some clemency. You will now share the award with him for one week. your reign as co-sh@t master will end next Thursday. While this guy is going to difficult to replace;
Third Co-recipient(s)

John B Duplechain
Marine Corps , Considering Joining



Co-recipient
[
B]Jamie M Harrison[/B]
Considering Joining
Resides in Georgia
TURD of the WEEK Co-recipient
gangstaaa boyyyyyeee



Yes, Jamie for your disrespectful behavior you have been berated to bear your own personal pile of sh@t, yourself. You are a turd and wear it well. Please feel free to respond in kind to assure and insure that you possess this award for weeks to come. Because, quite truthfully it's going to take a lot to supersede your performance.

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o ok well how about **** you!

No Jamie



That's

For belligerent retards like you

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ok so i thought marines were supposed to be respected men, not little kids that post dumb *** pictures!

No, we are intelligent enough to figure out that individuals with the level of intelligence that you possess are ordinarily more visual and have a better understanding of optical input.


See, now I just called you a bonehead, you figured it out...right?

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man im honestly not trying to argue with anybody! i have respect for any person thats serving and giving me input, but the pic was ignorant buddy!

Trust me after that thread, no one is your buddy here.

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ok thank you sir lance corporal SIR!!!!

I was a LCpl for over two years, you've hurt my wittle feewings.

Oh...wait, I'm receiving a vision........it's you Jamie getting butt raped during your first hour in prison, good luck with that, gangsta.

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haha Thank you. I know I wasnt the only one who deserved this award


"Oh...wait, I'm receiving a vision........it's you John getting butt raped during your first hour in prison, good luck with that, gangsta."

Edit: But I think you meant Jamie in prison.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Logisticsguru:
Third recipient

[John B Duplechain
Marine Corps , Considering Joining
Resides in Louisiana




Is it me, or is there some sort of resemblence here?

HAHAHAHA nice

Dude,fight back, or don't say anything.

Fight back? What good would that do. I fought back once and they slapped me with a "well ban you". If they want to tease me and pick on me. I dont really care lol. Not going to fight with a DI bc he calls me a [censor]. So why bother fighting on an internet board. Not to mention you gotta earn respect around here, arguing and fighting only makes it worse. Ive seen the few people that have argued/fought back.....did not work out to well for them..


Besides...I do look like him lol.

You sure as hell don't earn respect by agreeing with asinine remarks.