I wanted to share a smile or two with all here.....I thought these were cute and mind releasing..... God Bless all.



Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the
Best of you; remember, Moses started
Out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and
Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything
Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; they want the front
Of the bus, the middle of the road, and
The back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
Bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a better preacher,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose to judge
A man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people
Change churches; what difference does
It make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing
'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch
Them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark
Where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men
To take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
'fruit of the spirit' over a 'religious nut!'

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God promises a safe landing,
Not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
Great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to
Where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,
The message changes us

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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Thank you Lois

I really enjoyed those today.

God Bless!
Amy

Those are great Lois. Thanks for sharing them.


Sgt Mom

Those were great Lois – I will most certainly share them!!

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Coincidence is when God
Chooses to remain anonymous.
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I will comment on this one:

I often say;
there’s no such thing as a coincidence just a God-incidence

Sign out front of a church in upstate P’ay:

“Sign broken, come inside for message”

“The best vitamin for a Christian is B-1”

The best way to get to God??

Put your best foot forward...then the other one....then the best one....then the other one....then the best one....repeat as required!!

T

DIDJA ever notice, how people say they want to spend eternity with God.......

But if the Preacher runs ten minutes long they're runnin each other over in the parking lot, on the way to the donut shop??!!???

Ten minutes is too long??? How long is eternity!!??

T