Sorry guys. Navy pilots have to have arresting wires to land on anything smaller than Kansas. Santa is either a Marine or Army dust-off driver. Merry Christmas alex
Santa is a Marine. Lets look at the facts. He can pull anything out of his bag, be anywhere in the blink of an eye, accomplish impossible missions with a wink and a smile, delivers millions of gifts with a rediculously small budget (and turns in money each year afterwards), Wears the Red suit, ect...
Yep Santa is a Marine. He must be a Gunny as well. :-)
When parents want their children to behave they call in Santa. When the President wants other countries to behave he calls in the closest aircraft carrier (NAVY)!
Santa is a jolly old (large)man. Let's face it, some of the Goat Locker is pretty close!
Santa has to land on small roofs at night. Navy pilots hit a runway the size of a postage stamp in the middle of a tossing ocean in the middle of the night!
Santa climbs down the chimney. Navy ships have smokestacks!
Santa has a wink and a nod. That's pretty much how every sea story ends, with a wink and a nod!
Santa lives at the North Pole. Only a Sailor is crazy enough to venture that far north over frigid water and ice!
Santa may get there quick with the Air Force and on land the Army would be Santa strategically placing each gift getting fat off cookies and milk but we run it off. The Navy would play the role through out the year in the Artic Circle building the misfit toys and fighting the abominable snow man with Yukon Kornelius. Coast Guard and Marine arecouriers and supply lines.
Originally posted by gsuchey: Santa is a sailor...
When parents want their children to behave they call in Santa. When the President wants other countries to behave he calls in the closest aircraft carrier (NAVY)!
Santa is a jolly old (large)man. Let's face it, some of the Goat Locker is pretty close!
Santa has to land on small roofs at night. Navy pilots hit a runway the size of a postage stamp in the middle of a tossing ocean in the middle of the night!
Santa climbs down the chimney. Navy ships have smokestacks!
Santa has a wink and a nod. That's pretty much how every sea story ends, with a wink and a nod!
Santa lives at the North Pole. Only a Sailor is crazy enough to venture that far north over frigid water and ice!
