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Or are we being framed?

Why is it that everytime I find a urinal, there is a puddle of liquid below the urinal? Are guys just bad shots or are we being framed?

Urinal check: Is there a puddle below the urinal where you work? Big Grin
 
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The guys who do not want their trousers to touch the drip zone at the front of the urinal stand back and they drip. It has been that way since the first man stood up to pee.
 
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Maybe your urinal does not have the proper target.
 
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Don't have a urinal at work, only a sh*tter.
 
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Puddle below, boogers on the wall....

No puddle if yer tallywhacker is long enough.... Smile
 
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The Navy Pass office on NAVSTA Norfolk had one when I was getting a DoD decal...

Where are the swabbies when you need them?
 
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The Navy Pass office on NAVSTA Norfolk had one when I was getting a DoD decal...

Where are the swabbies when you need them?


Right here.
Ready for your rectal exam?
 
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Originally posted by FormerEmbassyMarine:
The Navy Pass office on NAVSTA Norfolk had one when I was getting a DoD decal...

Where are the swabbies when you need them?


Right here.
Ready for your rectal exam?


LMAO.....Good one Doc Big Grin
 
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yep
 
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Rectal what?

lol hardee har har...
 
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This thread proves that "pee-pee" and "poo-poo" are still funny to Marines, regardless of the age.
 
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Big Grin
 
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Hey Doc,any truth to the rumor that the Navy went to liquid soap on all their Ships?Seems like it would be harder to pick up.
 
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Beats me. I've been out since '92.
During the time I was in, all my sea duty was with you knuckleheads.
You guys were still using "lifeboy" (bar soap) then...
 
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This thread proves that "pee-pee" and "poo-poo" are still funny to Marines, regardless of the age.


And farts! Don't forget farts!!!
 
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