After 3 years here I finally came up with a new thingy for under my screen name.

Came to me while answering a question in the wannabe forum (any recruiter here?)

Can you change the "member" to "sometimes I amaze myself"??

Thanks

Gunner, JD is still waiting to be amazed.....

Thanks Tom.

Semper Fi

Johnny Blaze

Just saw the addition to my name....

When my boys show their temper it's plain to see they came from my gene pool.

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Originally posted by 29P:
After 3 years here I finally came up with a new thingy for under my screen name.

Came to me while answering a question in the wannabe forum (any recruiter here?)

Can you change the "member" to "sometimes I amaze myself"??

Thanks

I have one comment about the monicker under your name...


1995 / 1996 / and 1997 (I think)

Camp wilson communal showers.....

Im not impressed !

Meat gazer!

This is one weird thread...

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Originally posted by hulinmr:
This is one weird thread...

Guess you've never met Dave then

I knew Mike back when we were both Sgt's

He was GTG until.....and I guess it was the canteen water.........he started running around the LZ at camp wilson naked.....yelling to everyone....look guys.......its lke a pe nis.....only smaller !

Is retirement that boring Dave that you have to tell those little "episodes"?

Just think how those pilots felt having to wave off because some naked dude is reliving his childhood....

Dave...Keep up these snide remarks and I'll have to return your Cold War Medal.....

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Originally posted by 29P:
Meat gazer!

Think it's time he tells the story about asking a stranger in the head if he gets much pussy with that thing.

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Originally posted by GMANPHX:

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Originally posted by 29P:
Meat gazer!

Think it's time he tells the story about asking a stranger in the head if he gets much pussy with that thing.

He was not a stranger.....he was a boot PFC checking into the unit.....

and that will go down in MC history as the funniest one liner of all time !

29P,
Hows that?

Semper Fi

Johnny Blaze

Good...Thanks JD...

Dave has many stories from Camp Wilson. For those that have never been there (those that have will thoroughly enjoy this), the heads had a line of crappers about 12 long if memory serves.

One Sunday morning off Dave goes to take a crap. Walks into the crapper room and eureka! no other soul in there. So he drops trousers and settles in for a Sunday morning routine...

A few minutes into this in walks a huge black dude butt naked. (Now mind you, there are 11 open crappers still in the room)...So this guy polps down right next to Dave and starts the grunting and pushing process.

When Dave finally got back to the A-frame and told the story I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.

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Originally posted by 29P:
Good...Thanks JD...

Dave has many stories from Camp Wilson. For those that have never been there (those that have will thoroughly enjoy this), the heads had a line of crappers about 12 long if memory serves.

One Sunday morning off Dave goes to take a crap. Walks into the crapper room and eureka! no other soul in there. So he drops trousers and settles in for a Sunday morning routine...

A few minutes into this in walks a huge black dude butt naked. (Now mind you, there are 11 open crappers still in the room)...So this guy polps down right next to Dave and starts the grunting and pushing process.

When Dave finally got back to the A-frame and told the story I don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.

I forgot about that one !

That's funny.

The last time I was out at Wilson, I was a Sgt. At times they would secure one of the heads for the ladies to use and hang sign out side that read something like "WM Head, Males stay out".

Well one fine Morn I headed out for a shower. This morning there was no sign so that meant it was a male head. At the time they had hooks on the bulkheads to hang you crap on while you took a shower. When I walked in I saw a pair of PT gear hanging on a hook and a pair of go-fasts on the deck. So anyway I striped and rounded the wall into the shower.

Low and behold, there I was staring at our units prettist SSgt. Now at this point a few things started running through my mind.

1. Wow she really is a knock-out.

2. At least now I know she didn't like under things on when in PT gear.

3. I guess I really should get out of here and hang up that damn sign.

4. Oh Zhit she is married biggest Gunny I have ever known and I'm a dead man! And he just happened to be at that very CAX!

I told her "Sorry SSgt" did an about face and got outta there, but not before being a Geantleman and hanging the sign up.

A few hours later her Husband found me and I explained what had happened. He laughed so hard I thought he was going bust a gut. Whew!

It was never spoke of between us again.

I of course had to tell all my buddy's of my fleshy encounter.

Semper Fi

Johnny Blaze