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"Bowlers have BIG balls!"


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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

'I said, 'No.'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night.'

I went back to her place. We walked in and She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'


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Big Grin or should that be eeeuuuuwwww! Wink

PS: Sitting in the Minneapolis airport, on the last mileage run of the year. Wink
 
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Applause Big Grin Applause Beer
 
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I've just gotta go with it as is...

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OUTSTANDING! Now that, was funny.
 
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FUNNY!!!! Applause
 
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"Bowlers have BIG balls!"


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Beer goggles on...



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Originally posted by Kegler300:
Beer goggles on...


 
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YIKES BOB! ya almost made me spill my beer! lol Beer
 
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Beleave it or not.... Thats happened to me.. Not once but twice.... Must be a magnetism.

If I place my cards right, my luck might get better
 
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