Hello from Crassas aka Johnny from Ga.
I need a Louisianna or Mississippi crew and
contractor for our new "gut skiff." What is
a gut skiff? Actually there are five of them.
They are in position on our naval destroyers and
combat ships for US NAVY. Each holds 1200 pounds
of pig livers and horse livers with 400 pounds
of frozen blood complete with pneumatic airsol
tubes to fire off mortar style 30 pounds of guts and blood every 300 feet until all the bull and tiger sharks in the area follow these robots to five "pie directions" to the horizon and AWAY from our drowning sailors waiting to be rescued from a watery shark invested grave.
Fanning out in 5 different directions these "robot" skiffs keep going until they run out of gut ammo. That would be about 12 thousand feet away from our group floating and surviving in the water when our ship is bombed or torpedoed by nasty enemy bad guys.When the skiff's electro batterys run down they simply
float around as cloth covered presto log style
bloody compressed fish gut logs melt into the salty waters taking about four more days to evaporate into the ocean. By then our men should be rescued? Contractors please afford us bids and drawings to US Patent Office and Pentagon ASAP. Carry on men! Crassas or Crosus41@yahoo.com your USAF SAC COLD WAR buddy.
Also...we seek contractors for Hind Style anti
ballistic missle helicopters loaded with 200 long range (300 Mile Range) new hybrid stinger
missles to blow their high altitude butts off
before they ever reach us. These will be stationed in helicopter suspension about 4 miles up into the atomosphere every 50 miles just waiting for some sucker IBM to fly by to get it's butt shot off...it isn't star wars but
HELLI wars on their incoming dumb butts. Bye for now...Crassas or Crosus...take your pic celts.

Question:
who is your mother and her maiden name?

Choices:
maxine
maynard

 

This is too funny - so that is where all the blood and guts from the slaughter house goes. I thought it was to the local fast food joint to make 1/4 pound burgers

This should be funded by the Navy and the main contractor should be Goodyear.

Goodyear has experience building blimps and there are still some blimp hangers, the old Marine Air Station at Tustin, CA has two, for them to use.