I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real,and it's important.

So please send this warning to everyone you care about.


If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.


I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

My "inspector" has been here, twice. I'm awaiting her arrival as I type this.

HOW in the heck is she going to FIND those ticks. ....By looking under the folds of your wrinkled old skin...

Did you type the wrong first letter?; ?ick

My inspector keeps leaving me money on my dresser.

My inspector ran off when I opened the door.

Apparently, it's creepy to answer the door in chaps, nipple rings and face paint. Who knew?

Where's Brad Paisley?

Bend over and spread them. Something might be lurking up there. LMFAO

Reminds me of the satellite mammogram scan that was going around a few years ago. A caller would call a number and if a woman answered, the caller would inform the woman of a new technology whereby a woman could bare her breasts and go stand by the window and a passing satellite would perform a mammogram and the results would be mailed to her.

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Originally posted by ipscone:
Reminds me of the satellite mammogram scan that was going around a few years ago. A caller would call a number and if a woman answered, the caller would inform the woman of a new technology whereby a woman could bare her breasts and go stand by the window and a passing satellite would perform a mammogram and the results would be mailed to her.

LMAO....Think I'll try that one on my next door neighbor

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Originally posted by DaGunny72:

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Originally posted by ipscone:
Reminds me of the satellite mammogram scan that was going around a few years ago. A caller would call a number and if a woman answered, the caller would inform the woman of a new technology whereby a woman could bare her breasts and go stand by the window and a passing satellite would perform a mammogram and the results would be mailed to her.

LMAO....Think I'll try that one on my next door neighbor

we'll need pics gunny...