Actually they didn't, they're 'looking into charges that Bollywood actress Tania Zaetta was bringing a 'special sort of comfort' to Aussie SAS on a recent visit to Afghanistan.
In citing her in a press release, if nothing else they have moved her career ahead from where it was two weeks ago.
Woohoo! There's a fortune to be made from them patriotic tat-tas. That 'perect' azz is custom made for a front cover and Hef is already slobbering over his fax.
Needless to say the name of the bozo who briefed the Minister of Defence, or the source of his (her?) charges, remains anonymous. They're prolly too homely to be splayed across a three-pager themselves.
Tania's on the left. Brielle's a sight for sore eyes too.
A pic reminiscent of the virginal young 'digger', who, when asked by his new bride why he had stacked all the hotel room furniture in a corner, replied, "If this sex with a woman is anything like being with a 'roo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."
