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House Hold 6 and I went out to the bar the other night. At the table next to us was a "Soldier" in uniform taking to a few girls. On his uniform he was sporting an 82nd patch. I heard him tell one of the girls that the "AA" stood for air assault. So, naturally I had to interrupt.I asked him where his AA wings were. He told me that if you wear the "AA" patch that you didn't need them. I immediately called ******** on this POS. I was getting pretty angry, but HH6 reminded me to behave and I let it go. Now, I see it as a little sad...for him. Just thought that you might like to know.
SCOUTS OUT!!! TWO BAGS FULL!!! |
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Probably a poser, if he didn't know what the AA really means.
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Trust me, I used to be a Recruiter. |
Dang! All this time I thought it stood for Alcoholics Anonymous!
 Could've been a brainless newb. I would have pulled a (cb) and walked away with his girlies.... just for G.P. |
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posers in the army find themselves in Ft Knox's prison very quickly.
the army hates "px rangers".... i knew a ft Riley PLDC instructor that was wearing E-6 stripes and a Silver star get busted down to private and sentenced to 12 months at Ft knox. last i saw him he was wearing his uniform inside out and facing away from the flag while revelie played. Sad, really, that he was a gfood man, just did not think he was "good enough" |
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See now I would say he was forward thinking.  |
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That's a first Are you sure it was an army uniform? Sounds more like a furnace air duck gleaner at a hotel. The way it sounds, I know he wasn't wearing a set of jumpwings  |
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I have a security clearance so high I'd have to kill myself if I remember I have it. I'm a meanie now!  |
That's just sad in so many ways. well take heart he probably didn't get laid that night.
I will never know Myself until I do this on my own And I will never feel Anything else until my wounds are healed I will never be Anything 'til I break away from me And I will break away I'll find myself today |
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That the first time I have ever heard about anyone openly saying that they were AIR ASSUALT in public. I thought most of you were in the closet As for him getting laid that night I am sure the young man went home with him |
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Get serious. The whole bar probably stood up and applauded and started to chant in unison: Air Assault!, Air Assault!, Air Assault!, probably followed by a phone call from the Mayor of Fayetteville to congratulate him on expressing his true feelings on what the 82nd Patch should be so eloquently in public. Then the sun came out of the clouds and it stopped raining and a ray from the heavens shown upon him and a voice boomed out and said, My Son, My Son you have made me proud today with your honesty, so many deny their true desire for Air Assault Wings. I usually don't hear it until they arrive at the final Air Assault graduation pearly gates.  |
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That was his daddy telling him to put it back and zip his pants or get a ticket for assault. |
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This whole thread is just too funny.
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An then he awoke from a drunken stupor (Two Beers will do that to a Bulwinkle boy) and realized that it was all a dream, that he hadn't thrown his life away and could still be a mall ninja with the AIR MOBILE Boys |
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I always said yes the 82nd can put 'em down anywhere anytime but only the 101st can pick 'em and put 'em down all over their A$$.
Oh and to the OP. That is what they call STRESS. The nearly uncontrolable urge choke the crap out of some puke that truely deservse it. |
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You all got it wrong it stands for All Azzholes!  Tell 'em POP |
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LOL, I remember on my second tour in Iraq, the 101st pilots were begging to fly us (82nd) on our missions because we were the only Infantry in country conducting air assaults. |
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I know, but I still gotta give ya hell. Can't pat a true soldier on the back without shakin' loose a little dirt.  |
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AH! Son you never dissapoint! OH wait you joined the Hundred and Worst OOPS |
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Douh. I got in line for Ft.Bragg but since I didn't have the clap they DX'd me.
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Yes, but once you got down to Campbel you made up for it with Destiny, How is that transvestite son? |
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