We put everything to real music and it came down to which company's singer could belt it out best. Our's was a Soul Brother who sang Mississippi Detla blues like BB King. It was off the chain when he belted the melody and we sang the chorus! Yeah Brahs, we SANG the chorus. It wasn't boot camp gungy, it was FMF cools.

Walking Blues

Singer:
I'm walking' I'm not talking
I'm puttin' on a show
I'm walking up & down
this funky ol' road

Company:
I've the Regular Infantry
walkin' blues
I've got the hope to die
miss my baby
walkin' blues

Singer:
My sergeants talkin' trash
I want to kick his (blank)
Somehow I know
that I will last

Company:
I've the Regular Infantry
walkin' blues
I've got the hope to die
miss my baby
walkin' blues

We changed Dock of the Bay:

Left my home in (whatever state you were from)
headed for this Far East Bay
'cause I had nothing to view for
looks like nothing gonna come my way

C-130 rolling down the strip!
ANGLICO daddy going to take a little trip!
Mission Top Secret, destination unkown,
dont even know if I'm ever coming home.

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
jump right out and shout, "Marine Corps"!!!
If my chute don't open round
I'll be the first one on the ground!

If I die in the Combat Zone,
box me up and send me home.
Pin my Medals upon my chest,
tell my Mom I did my best!

AWildEagle26
Semper Fidelis
Combat Veteran
Airborne

I was partial to anything that involved defiling women and/or eating baby guts.

S&M Man was a personal fav.

Write the sucker down Apollo. You're a salt so I know it's going to be good.

if i die on a chinese shore
bury me deep with a chinese who&e

if i die on a russion front
bury me deep with a russion cun&

casey jones was a son of a bitc&
drove his train into a 30 foot ditch
jumped out the window with his dic& in his hand
said look out boys im a railroad man

running thru the jungle with my M14/M16
im a mean muther****e& im a US Marine

born on a mountain and raised in a cave
****in& and killing is all that i crave

on the left what do u got
nonhackers nonhackers stareing at me

quote:

Originally posted by __Apollo__:
I was partial to anything that involved defiling women and/or eating baby guts.

+1

Throw some candy in Ramadi
Watch the kiddies gather 'round
Slap a belt in my 240
Watch me mow those f'uckers down

Ha ha ha I shouldn't laugh but it's typical Devil Dawg. We had our's too so I ain't mad at ya!

S&M Man:

Who can take a Preacher,
Tie him to a pew
Screw him in the azz until he swears that he's a Jew....

Chorus (everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man!
He makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the Pain feel fine!

Who can take a baby
Lying in its bed
Turn it on its side and fu(k the soft-spot in its head!

Chorus (Everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man can cuz he makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the pain feel fine!

That's just two lines. There a crap-load more of those. I used to know like a thousand more deviant ones, but I've forgot a lot.

born in a bombcrater
raised by a bear

i got three sets of teeth
and 2 coats of hair

daddy was a devil
moms an m-16

im a mean motherfu****
im a us marine


this one was always my favorite, but i have to agree, the more sex and nastiness, the better and more motivating a cadence was.

quote:

Originally posted by __Apollo__:
S&M Man:

Who can take a Preacher,
Tie him to a pew
Screw him in the azz until he swears that he's a Jew....

Chorus (everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man!
He makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the Pain feel fine!

Who can take a baby
Lying in its bed
Turn it on its side and fu(k the soft-spot in its head!

Chorus (Everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man can cuz he makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the pain feel fine!

That's just two lines. There a crap-load more of those. I used to know like a thousand more deviant ones, but I've forgot a lot.

Who can take a baby
toss it in the sky
let it hit the ground
and **** it in the eye

who can take a nun so innocent and sweet
beat her ****in face and leave her in the street

who can take a rabbi tie him to a post
**** him in the ass til he see's the holy ghost

When Johnny comes marching home again
Hurray hurrah
When Johnny come marching home again
All of his friends will laugh and grin
We'll all be dead by the summer 0f 83

Well Johnny got hit by a mortar round
Hurray Hurrah
Johnny got hit by a mortat round
Pieces of him flew all around
We'll all be dead by summer of 83

They shipped him home in a body bag
Hurray Hurrah
They shipped him home in a body bag
So all of his friends could puke and gag
We'll all be dead by summer of 83

Now Johnnies wife was real upset
Hurray Hurrah
Now Johnnies wife was real upset
She couldn't collect the insurance check
We'll all be dead by summer of 83

Napalm sticks to little childern
All the little children of the world.
Yellow Red Brown Black or White
Napalm sticks without a fight
Napalm sticks to little children

They say that in the Marine Corps
the chow is mighty fine
Chicken jumped off the table
And stared marking time

They say that in the Marine Corps
The pay is mighty fine
They give a hundred dollars
And take back ninty-nine

They say that in the Marine Corps
The women are mighty fine
There all dressed up in cammo
And look like Frankinstien

Hey hey ole whiskey Jack
Meet me down by the railroad track
with that rifle in my hands
Lord I want to be a killing man.

C130 thirty rolling down the strip
Recon daddy gonna take a little trip

Finally 2 brothers and a bucket, **** it.

Jeez so many to remember!!

When I die bury me deep

Two m-16s below my feet

two 45s across my chest

tell chesty puller I done my best.


This next one is not one I suggest singing at the base commanders circle on Lejeune or any where near it as I was one that with others caught flak after a little run at 8 am as all were getting outta their cars for duty etc did not go over well.

Were gonna rape kill pillage and burn were gonna rape kill pillage and burn!!!!!

But hey its history right???

Semper fi

My giiiiiiiirl's a vegetable
she lives in a hospital
and iiiiiiiiiiii'll do anthing
to keep that girl alive, yeah

She's got her own TV
We call it an EKG
and iiiiiiiiii'll do anythinh
to keep that girl alive, yeah

She doesn't eat any food
water through a feeding tube
and iiiiiiiiii'll do anything
to keep that girl alive, yeah

She's got no arms and legs
all she has are hooks and pegs
and iiiiiiiiii'll do anything
to keep that girl alive, yeah

**** NO!
**** Hoes
**** Hoes
**** NO!

quote:

quote:
Originally posted by __Apollo__:
S&M Man:

Who can take a Preacher,
Tie him to a pew
Screw him in the azz until he swears that he's a Jew....

Chorus (everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man!
He makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the Pain feel fine!

Who can take a baby
Lying in its bed
Turn it on its side and fu(k the soft-spot in its head!

Chorus (Everybody):
The S&M Man!
The S&M Man can cuz he makes the hurt feel good!
He makes the pain feel fine!

That's just two lines. There a crap-load more of those. I used to know like a thousand more deviant ones, but I've forgot a lot.


Who can take a baby
toss it in the sky
let it hit the ground
and **** it in the eye

who can take a nun so innocent and sweet
beat her ****in face and leave her in the street

who can take a rabbi tie him to a post
**** him in the ass til he see's the holy ghost

Who can take a bicycle and rip off the seat
Put your sister on it, push it down a bumpy street

Who can take them jumper cables, strap em too her ****
Turn the engine over and electricute the b*tch

Who can take a pregnate b*tch, throw her on the bed
**** her doggy style while the baby gives you head

I heard part of this one as a Platoon was running by, Circa 1989... Damn doppler effect cancelled out the rest of the Chant. If you know the rest, feel free!

'Hamburger, Cheesebuger, Lettuce and Tomato'
'Wine, Women, Whiskey, French Fry Potato'

Like I said! Damn doppler effect!

AWildEagle26
Semper Fidelis

Not that I ever admit to singing these...

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Who can take two ice picks
shove them in her ears
ride her like a Harley as he phukks her up the rear

Who can take a baby
spread it's little thighs
pump it full of sperm until it shoots out the eyes

Who can take a chain saw
saw a beetch in two
Phukk one half and give the other to you

The S&M Man...

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Well, I gave her inches one,
She said, "Honey this is fun!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Well, I gave her inches two,
She said, "Honey, Me and You!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Well, I gave her inches three,
She said, "Honey, You and Me!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

So, I gave her inches four,
She said, "Honey, give me More!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Then, I gave her inches five,
She said, "Honey, I'm alive!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Well, I gave her inches six,
She said, "Honey, You've got a big dikk!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

So, I gave her inches seven,
She said, "Honey, I'm in Heaven!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

So, I gave her inches eight,
She said, "Honey, This Great!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Then, I gave her inches nine,
She said, "Honey, You are Mine!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

Well, I gave her inches ten,
She said, "Honey, Do it Again!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

So, I gave her inches eleven,
She said, "Honey, This IS Heaven!!
Put your belly next to mine and drive it home,
Drive it home!"

When I gave her inches twelve,
She said, "Honey, This is HELL!
Put your dikk back in your pants and drive me home,
Drive me home!"

the first Lt I had in the fleet always sang this one and it was always my fav:

Your son is dead!
I shot him in the head!
Right between the eyes!
With my .45!
You should have seen his face!
All over the place!
I'll be the first on the block!
To come home in a box!
Cause they don't know,
just how it feels,
the pain is good,
the feel is real.

My unit (1st Radio Bn under 3rd MarDiv, now 3rd RadBn, out of MCBH Kaneohe Bay, HI) and most of the units I was attached to throughout my active duty years didn't allow for the vulgar chants, but we snuck them in where we could.

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I wish that all the ladies
were pies on the shelf
If I was the baker
I'd eat 'em all myself

I wish that all the ladies
were holes in the road
If I were a dump truck
I'd fill 'em with my load

I wish that all the ladies
were bells in the tower
If I was the hunchback
I'd bang 'em by the hour

There's a few more of these, just can't remember them.

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(more S&M Man verses)

Who goes to the abortion clinic
Sneaks around the back
Sifts through the dumpster
Till he finds a tasty snack

Who takes jumper cables
Clamps one on each tit
Starts up the car
And electrocutes the [female dog]

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(cute ending to My Girl's a Vegetable)

One day I played a joke
Pulled the plug and watched her choke
(forgot this line)
But I loved her anyway