forgive me ..if this post is a little morbit..but maybe i am a odd fish i routinely read the obituaries in the paper.

Its sort of the last word...and while none of us have control..of what is said of us after are demize..i hope mine says.

He was a coastie..spent much of his life underway..He loved his family and friends and pelicans (yes pelicans i really like pelicans)and tried not too hurt or hate anyone.

"Here lies a grumpy old bastard.

We thought he was an argumentative cuss.

Of course, he begged to differ."

it's just a flesh wound, I'll be alright in a minute or two.
Space cowboy,
In Boston we call them the irish sports page.

Here lies Don Who "found the perfect woman
he couldn't have asked for more
She was deaf and dumb and oversexed
and owned a liquor store"

Chief, if youve got room on the stone, id add the words beautiful and blind.

One day I stood where you are standing some day you will be lying where I am lying.

"You can't keep a good man down"

This is on a tombstone in a Key West cemetery: "Here lies Dick. He lived hard and died hard".

Here lays a husband, father, and grandfather who loved his family; served his country with honor; who was often hard but always fair; hated few and seldom; loved many and often; and wanted Best Wishes for All.

Best Wishes
Of course I hope not to have a tomestone any time soon if at all!

As my ashes will be scattered to the four winds over the deep blue sea, I won't be needing a tombstone, thank you.

quote:

As my ashes will be scattered to the four winds over the deep blue sea, I won't be needing a tombstone, thank you.

I also intend to be cremated, but maybe a tombstone would be handy. An eternal comment to those that pass by....maybe something simple like "I told you so!"

Space ship leaving soon

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1960 -

"Which way did he go, which way did he go...."

MISS FIRE, MISS FI...

Had one heck of a good time

Extra cheese please...

I like what the late writer H.L. Mencken wanted on his epitaph:

"If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl."

Oldest living american at the time of his death.
Shot to death by a jealous 25 year old girl.

"What Are You Looking At?"