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eksmith171
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I guess you guys never received the memo.

I'll start it off:

1. Sir, don't confuse YOUR rank with MY authority! (seriously?)

2. Why can't WE get 2 hr lunches? (shouldn't have went Open General)

3. Airman:Sir, I broke my finger. I think I might need to see a Dr.

Flight Sgt: If it's not your trigger finger,don't worry about it.

Airman: But sir, it's really swollen.

Flight Sgt: If you choose to go to the Dr. and get yourself off PRP,you will work standby's and all of your break days for the next two months!

4. I'm "always" hardcore! (GTFO, if you were so "hardcore", you'd be a Marine.)

5. Every ABGD instructors: I've been stabbed,and I've been shot at. (Don't tell me you've never heard one of them say it!)

6. Yes,that WAS your girlfriend partying it up at the local club, grinding on some other AF guy who wasn't a cop, because you were working in the field.

Add on!
 
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Johnny67
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Are you a Cop?
 
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DefenderM
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I want my click back.
 
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thoryeti
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Originally posted by eksmith171:
Smile

I guess you guys never received the memo.

I'll start it off:

1. Sir, don't confuse YOUR rank with MY authority! (seriously?)Been there, used that, it works if you do it right.

2. Why can't WE get 2 hr lunches? (shouldn't have went Open General)Whiner

3. Airman:Sir, I broke my finger. I think I might need to see a Dr.

Flight Sgt: If it's not your trigger finger,don't worry about it.

Airman: But sir, it's really swollen.

Flight Sgt: If you choose to go to the Dr. and get yourself off PRP,you will work standby's and all of your break days for the next two months!Your Flight Sgt should have been relieved if this actually happened.

4. I'm "always" hardcore! (GTFO, if you were so "hardcore", you'd be a Marine.)Different meanings, that's like saying that if you're motivated at basketball, you should play football.

5. Every ABGD instructors: I've been stabbed,and I've been shot at. (Don't tell me you've never heard one of them say it!)When I went through ABGD the first time, 3 instructors in the squadron had never bben further afield than Bullis(Honor Grads?!), so not all say it.

6. Yes,that WAS your girlfriend partying it up at the local club, grinding on some other AF guy who wasn't a cop, because you were working in the field.Doesn't even deserve response.

Add on!


Are you a disgruntled whiney cop, a wannabe or just another troll looking for fun?
 
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CaboWabo45
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Some of those are very true and down right funny.
 
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Gregackermam
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Check out the OP's other posts, after reading them I am glad its still warm enough to wear shorts, cause the BS is getting deep.


You Are Not FORGOTTEN!
 
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Johnny67
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Originally posted by CaboWabo45:
Some of those are very true and down right funny.


Right, but still, I am the only one who can make fun of my little brothers limp/accent/buck teeth/bad haircut whatever. When someone from outside the family does it, the fists fly...

If OP is not a Cop, **** him.
 
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Anubisxero
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Who ****ed in this kid's wheaties?
 
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averagedude
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Is this dude a cop?
 
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statebear
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Originally posted by averagedude:
Is this dude a cop?


No, just a troll with to much time on his hands....

Check out previous post:http://forums.military.com/eve...6272/m/5990026132001

Its been my experience that those who ridicule another man's profession are usually trying to compensate for their feelings of professional inadequacy.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: statebear,
 
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scpd3045
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Originally posted by statebear:

Its been my experience that those who ridicule other man's profession are usually trying to compensate for their feelings of professional inadequacy.


An expert in supervision says such conduct usually results from an inferiority complex. Perhaps a doctor can prescribe Viagra to make him feel capable again. Confused
 
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averagedude
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Ahhhh,

So, I tried to take the time to read his never ending post (I scrolled A LOT) and finally I got the answer I needed! He is a paper pushing f*g! Pardon my language if I didn't do the editing correctly!
 
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