Just curious what path everyone took after the Army.

I'll start: 11H - Application programmer / developer.

11B - Graphic Design and Animation

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11B- Army Regulations and training Advisor, Foreign relations and displaced person specialist, Sexual harassment example.

31D-Criminal Investigator

11B2P- Airborne Infantry
95B- MP
55B- Ammo Supply Specdialist

I'm now the Company DOPE (director of product engineering)for Ransom International. We build fixtures for testing firearms.
www.ransomrest.com

So gumbydammit is the Company DOPE and gruntpain1775 is a Sexual harassment example.
Who says 11B has no civilian related job skills.

Can you imagine what Dennis is qualified to be when he grows up?

It will have to be 'High-Paying' to cover all that alimony and child support. WIC only covers so much.

Maybe he'll open a bar in Clarksville called the 'Bullwinkle Bar'. The club will be underground so patrons will have to rappell from the door to the main floor. Sling loaded dancers will cavort overhead while patrons will use table mounted radios to call in drink orders which will be delivered by scale model remote controlled helicopters.
Bar food will consist of MREs while plasma T.V.s will run non-stop episodes of 'Band Of Brothers'.
I'll make my living out in the parking lot selling smokes and chrome plated 'biners to the pogues.

I like this bar already. Although if I may add a touch, **** tubes instead of urinals.

JP, you'll have to have a combined gun store, used car lot and liquor store right next door. Of course, you'll offer your own financing and pay day loans. (fifty dollars down, fifty dollars a week for fifty years)

You'll need to sneak a JP in there somewhere, so Joe can marry the "dancers."
He could be Custodian/Justice of Peace.

You should also add a portion of the place that sells "cool guy" gear and some kind of hooah t-shirts for the cherries to buy. And rope off a part that is for E-5 and above only. Might want to also add the divorce lawyer in there too.

Well...,
I was thinking..(very dangerous hobby for me)... that we could run the ****tubes right out to the tables and keep the latrine DZs clear for 'Heavy Drops'.
On the need for legal services, WKD, aka 'Judge Stump' could set up court at...(wait for it, here it comes..) THE BAR! and handle all the important issues of matrimony, like allotments for the In-Laws, seperate-rations to help buy more Lottery Tickets, housing allowance to cover a new car...etc...etc...
The gun store/used car lot/liquor store will actually be on wheels. It's 'Drive By' window actually drives by you as you remain stationary in your car. An 'inversion of reality' that I think will quickly make it a hot commodity in the marketing world.
I was considering if 'renting' the 'cool guy' gear to the cherries wouldn't be better than selling.
1. We'd have to only buy it once, but we could rent it a thousand times.
2. When we find them passed out in the parking lot, we can 'recover' our property, they wake up without a clue as to what happened, and we rent it back to them the next time they show up.
3. Cherries don't really know what's cool. They've only just got to the unit. I unloaded a ton of counterfeit left toe toe-nail clippers last month to a bunch of them for $3.27 AND a half a roll of lifesavers. Talk about gullible!
Rather than roping off the E-5s and above, how about we just dummycord them all to each other. That way, when they get out of line, you just grab the cord and give it a big tug till they quite down.
BTW: When this hijacked thread gets to Cuba, let me know cause I want to buy some cigars. That's if ErichG2, hasn't scrambled some jets and shot us down into the Carribean before we get there. Or moves us to the 'Off Topic' forum.
"oops! We're already there."
Well, time to go and listen to some Amy Winehouse, but before I leave, let me just say...
...Boric Acid.

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Originally posted by gruntpain1775:
11B- Army Regulations and training Advisor, Foreign relations and displaced person specialist, Sexual harassment example.

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, the last sentence always happens when you try to mix Infantrymen with a coed unit. I was on a Infantry guard detail commanded by a female PAO Captain once, she was really good looking too.

She made herself scarce and would only show up with chow. It was too funny. She was afraid of what she might overhear, I think.

We were out in the middle of forest somewhere guarding a Girl Scout bivouac area in West Germany.

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That's if ErichG2, hasn't scrambled some jets and shot us down into the Carribean before we get there. Or moves us to the 'Off Topic' forum.

Drifting a little in that last post, what are you drinking?

He's in TN, whatever it is, it's homemade.

Actually it's Amy Winehouse. She just shortens my attention sp... ooh look, cookies!

Amy winehouse. Reminds me of going to a wax musuem......and the wax statues being melted.

She probably has diseases that would make penicillin turn and run.

My MOS was 112 -- now days, that would be 11C (Heavy Weapons Infantryman). Following my ETS I earned bachelor's & master's degrees & worked in law enforcement & criminal corrections (county welfare investigator, state parole agent, deputy sheriff, private security consultant, bail enforcement agent - "bounty hunter," college criminal justice instructor, corrections administrator) for about a quarter century. In retirement, I serve the local Sheriff as a Volunteer (courier & cold case investigator). I was born to retire.

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We were out in the middle of forest somewhere guarding a Girl Scout bivouac area in West Germany

When I was a boy scout that would have been a dream come true! Now the dream is to go after the girl scout moms lol