Nasa plans on launching a rocket to the moon, and exploding a very small portion of it. It will be our luck, the moon will explode like the deathstar on Star Wars. Then what?
Just something to think about.

Then the world would be covered with green cheese?
I like cheese ... not not green cheese.

What if Mice had Machineguns, would Cats still chase them?

What would be bad is if it happens at the exact time that the cow is jumping.

Hey, diddle diddle.

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Originally posted by WENDELLKEITHDUNCAN:
What would be bad is if it happens at the exact time that the cow is jumping.

Hey, diddle diddle.

Yeep, cause the ADA guys would take credit for it.

Then what?

1. No more tides, end of surfing.

2. Destablization of earth's orbit. North Pole becomes East Pole and stuff like that.

3. Lack of moon will replace Healthcare/GlobalWarming/Darfur/SwineFlu/IllegalImmigration/Printcurrenthotconcernhere/ on the 24 hour news cycle.

4. I will go to KFC and bring home 14 buckets of Original Style which I will consume while loading 14,000 rounds of ammunition into magazines and listening to Amy Winehouse till the electricity fails.

5. I implement Plan Alpha-Omega and assume my alter ego as Commander Zed, Leader of the JP Empire.

Either that or nothing would happen and I'll just watch Harry Potter DVDs.

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Originally posted by JPfromTN:
2. Destablization of earth's orbit. North Pole becomes East Pole and stuff like that.

Don't ya' know, that's supposed to happen in 2012 anyway! Maybe we should get a jump on it early, eh?

I just watched it.
Nothing happened.
I wonder if I could get all that money back from the stripper I gave it to last night.

Only NASA would spend millions and millions and INTENTIONALLY wreck it. I guess they elarned that an intentional "whack" looks better in the news than an oopsie "whack"...

Somewhere ,someone came up with this project and another idiot said" yeah that's a good idea"

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Originally posted by WENDELLKEITHDUNCAN:
I just watched it.
Nothing happened.
I wonder if I could get all that money back from the stripper I gave it to last night.

Whew! I thought for sure the AF was going to misplace another nuke.

"What if" frogs had four legs all the same length- they wouldn't smack their aszes when they jump.

What if, frogs rode motorcycles?

+++http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OykV8Ezy58

What if my Aunt had t e s t i c l e s? Would she be my Uncle?

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Originally posted by gumbydammit:
What if my Aunt had t e s t i c l e s? Would she be my Uncle?

Depends upon if she grew them or cut them off of somebody.

What if a bear was in my backyard and had to poop?

What if a frog had a pocket?
He could carry a gun to shoot snakes with.

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Originally posted by gumbydammit:
What if my Aunt had t e s t i c l e s? Would she be my Uncle?


Depends upon if she grew them or cut them off of somebody.

What if a bear was in my backyard and had to poop?

I wouldnt go wipe his azz!!!!!!

I'll just throw it at him or tell him to get back to the woods.

What if you use nut butter, what flavor of jelly would you use?

Look at what I've started...

What if my wizzard stick was 9 inches long? How cool would that be?