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In regards to the Marine poser who said he got wounded by jumping on a grenade to save a buddy... I guess if your gonna lie go big or go home.

Last week I met a guy who just got out of the Army. Here's how the conversation went.

His GF: You guys are in the Army so is my boyfriend.
Me: Really (thinking big deal)
GF: Yeah he deployed to Iraq but couldn't go a second time.
ME: Really why.
GF: Because he killed too many people and liked it too much.
BUDDY: Really is he here we'd love to meet him.

Girlfriend brings reluctant d-bag of boyfriend over.
ME: So that sucks you couldnt' deploy a second time since you are so good at killing and like it so much.
BF: Proceeds to tell me all about how much of a bad ass he was during his deployment.

At this point me and my buddy call him out on how he is a poser and a d-bag. The Awsome part is my buddy left the party with his girlfriend.
 
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And he didn't kill him Roll Eyes


Tell you buddy to post the pics Dvlish Big Grin
 
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Originally posted by cwubullrider:
The Awsome part is my buddy left the party with his girlfriend.

Awesome Caulk block! Cool Beer
 
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"Never Quit!"
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Awesome story! Beer

Posers need to go home alone! Angry Whip

Matt
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US Army
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"Lord, Beer me strength!"
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Posers need their right hand amputated, so they can't even pleasure themselves...
 
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Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
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One of ours finally got indicted:

CWO Barnhart

He had been on the POW Network's radar scope for quite a while.
 
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Something about the VA has always puzzled me.

How is it that you hear about genuine vets that need a witness from an accident back in 1956 to get a claim (For example the VFW magazine is full of adds looking for them), and you still get people bamboozling the VA out of thousands? And it's not like it's crafty story telling or photoshoping documents. Often it's someone that never served a day in their life and the VA doesn't seem to need witnesses for them.
 
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