So much stuff about cats and dogs but which one do you like best. I like both...

Question:
Which do you like better, cats or dogs?

Choices:
Cats
Dogs
Both
None

 

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Originally posted by WilliamSFR:
So much stuff about cats and dogs but which one do you like best. I like both...

Actually I like both, IF it's the right cat. (Tough to do that though.)

I like cats even though I'm allergic to them - and most cats that I've been associated with are too 'self-important'.

A dog is a man's best friend. Cat ladies are NOT to be trusted.

Dogs have owners...Cats have staff members.

Correction: cats have aides-de-camp.

In fact, if they are in the same household, a dog is often the cat's ADC, if not the human. Or both.

Boiled or deep fried? In some other part of town, or next door, or on my front lawn? according to which sensory perception - sight? sound? touch? ....smell?

More trouble than they are worth.

I carry milk bones and feed the occasional friendly dog on the other side of town . . .

Let me think about this for a minute,,,,,,,


Still thinking>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Boiled, fried or in a stew?

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Originally posted by Cider33_Alpha:
Correction: cats have aides-de-camp.

In fact, if they are in the same household, a dog is often the cat's ADC, if not the human. Or both.

You got that right!!

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Originally posted by NM11AZ:
Boiled, fried or in a stew?

Slow stewing is the only way to soften up those critters. They are in the same realm as racoons, 'possums, and armadillos when it comes to cookin' the beasts.

My first association with both cats and dogs was years ago...
My first encounter was with a dog...1951.
Have had a total of 4 dogs since '51...
Have had cats more than anything...
Have two 12 y/o brothers...litter mates...since they were 6 weeks old.

I was waiting for you to come this thread with your cat Hoffy.

I am being good about cats just for you and Kat.

A cat makes for a longer punt when your football team loses.

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Originally posted by mainedawg:
I was waiting for you to come this thread with your cat Hoffy.

I am being good about cats just for you and Kat.

'dawg...

As you can see...
My cat has the computer operations down to a science
Even has the 'mouse' properly working, too

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Originally posted by YankeeeSgt:
A cat makes for a longer punt when your football team loses.

When you call a dog he comes, when you call a cat you're put on hold.

I carry milk bones and feed the occasional friendly dog on the other side of town . . .[/QUOTE]

I used to know this guy in middle school who would carry around milk bones in his jacket pocket. He'd take em' out of his jacket out of no where. He then... would eat them like an oreo cookie!

We used to eat them with mustard on them. You should see the looks the K-9 guys got from people.

They taste good too.

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Originally posted by Hoffy1951:

quote:

Originally posted by mainedawg:
I was waiting for you to come this thread with your cat Hoffy.

I am being good about cats just for you and Kat.

'dawg...

As you can see...
My cat has the computer operations down to a science
Even has the 'mouse' properly working, too

As you can see my dawg is just walking on over to me.

A cat........ Not happening.

I will leave my cat comments out for now Hoffy.

PULL!

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Originally posted by mainedawg:
We used to eat them with mustard on them. You should see the looks the K-9 guys got from people.

They taste good too.

I tried one once when I was little because my grandpa would eat them and say they are good. I thought it was nasty... but to each his own I guess.

This little story 'bout sums it all up....I think!


WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary...


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell so he is safe. For now...........