Lots of crazies get drunk and shoot guns around here. screaming, breaking glass... better not see them coming up out of my woods.

Sounds like a rough neighborhood.

It's not really a rough neighborhood. Just people who want to act goofy. I'm usually at my uncle's house on weekends and stuff. Last holiday, people were riding fourwheelers and dirtbikes through his yard. We got on my uncle's fourwheelers and chased them down, at 1:00 in the morning. Scared them to death. Lights on the fourwheelers we drove don't work. It was fun to me though.

Those guys haven't acted goofy since. I think we ruined their fun..

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Originally posted by WilliamSFR:
Lots of crazies get drunk and shoot guns around here. screaming, breaking glass... better not see them coming up out of my woods.

What ever happened to just soaping car windows?

----- Got about 128 kids last year, 105 year before... I always buy the good stuff & put 6 of whatever into small sealed snack-bags...never had my windows soaped.. --- Always expect more kids on a Sat. night...

Brings back memories of going to school the day after Halloween, walking slowly, sitting gingerly, while the rest of the rock salt from old man Fry's shotgun dissolved in my butt.
Heck, he even shot his own kid!
Ah! Memories...

Who else is ready for Halloween?

I am I am I am I am I am I am I am.

I'm coming as a Raiders fanatic. I've got the shoulder pads, etc. I now need the face paint, the necklaces, etc.

I decided I am going to step away from my conservative self for Halloween this year...I'm going green!!

I am dressing up as a skidmark in the Jolly Green Giants underwear!!!

Is that green enough for ya!!??

T

I'm goin as "Dead Billy Mays!"

Here in the boonies there are no children coming round trick or treating, it's too dark, no street lights.

We do get adults coming round with empty cocktail glasses, trick or treating for booze!!!

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Originally posted by 22958300:
Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, I suppose the notion of purity does not work as expected

Wilkommen bei uns!

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Originally posted by Bergy46:
Here in the boonies there are no children coming round trick or treating, it's too dark, no street lights.

We do get adults coming round with empty cocktail glasses, trick or treating for booze!!!

Hmm, go around the neughborhood with an empty martini glass on Halloween. Great idea!

Ain't in the spirit, but here it comes anyway... mo' money. I'm the Halloween Scrooge.

I can tell which of my neighbors like the sauce, they make the rounds, they come by about every half hour for another drink!

Never really got into the Halloween spirit myself.

I preferred the tame stuff like hayrides, pumpkin carving and stuff.

A walk in the country under a 'harvest moon' is like magic, somehow.

OH no, Igor, we don't want to harm the gentleman...we merely wish to remove one of his eyeballs!