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People who keep saying the same thing over and over!

It's seems like they want make sure ya got it!


Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to!
 
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People who keep saying the same thing over and over!

It's seems like they want make sure ya got it!


I'm sorry... could you repeat that, please?

Razz



It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions.
 
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Rude people.
I work as a customer service manager and sometimes people are just flat out mean! Like I just had this lady call and ask if we had any promotions going on, so I said "No ma'am not as of right now." well she couldn't believe that and made it into a personal thing saying, well you just don't want to give me the promotion code do you? so I offered her to take the survey and get that promotion code and we could honor it on her order "well you mean I have to take a survey, get the code, and call you back?" GEEEZ LADY! COME ON! It's almost as dumb as the people that call 911 because their burger is wrong!
 
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Again, mine are azzhole drivers!!!
Hey stupid, the left lane is the fast lane!!
Red light runners - why do people not stop when it obviously has changed red?
People try to see how many cars can get by after it is turning from yellow to red.
I swear I'm going to pull out and let the next butthead hit me.
School bus drivers are the worst. It's like they've forgotten their driving a longer vehicle than an old VW bug.
And they have kids in them!!!
Red light runners and slow drivers in the left lane.
Those are my peeves!
 
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Pet Peeve:

The word "peeve."
 
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Originally posted by Bergy46:
People who keep saying the same thing over and over!

It's seems like they want make sure ya got it!


I'm sorry... could you repeat that, please?

Razz


No problem, People who keep saying the same thing over and over, x1000

I thought that was enough, I don't want be repetitious! Big Grin Big Grin


Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to!
 
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Pet Peeve:

The word "peeve."


peeve   /piv/
verb, peeved, peev⋅ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to render peevish; annoy.
–noun 2. a source of annoyance or irritation: Tardiness is one of my greatest peeves.
3. an annoyed or irritated mood: to be in a peeve.

Origin:
1905–10, Americanism; back formation from peevish.

Just thought I'd help, WeldersWife. Wink
 
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City folk who move out to the country to get away from city life. The first thing they do is put up Sodium Vapor lights or Mercury Vapor lights ona twenty foot pole. The daggum things are on all night. Mad

What do they think, wildlife will break into your house at night or some of the wildlife are drug dealers and users. Confused

Get a grip fer cryin out loud. We dont like your friggin lights shining in my windows. Now I have to close the blinds, so your friggin lights don't shine in my house. Mad

Before you moved out here, we never closed our blinds. While I'm on it, before you moved here and put up yer damn lights, we could take our telescope out at night and star gaze. Thanks to your damn light pollution, we can't do that. Moveback to the freakin city! Mad

Buncha jack tushes! Mad


Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to!
 
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You are going down the road at a nice speed,and there is no one behind you. Some butthead pulls out in front of you and be doing about 25 mph slower then you are , and don't try to speed up...........
 
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Originally posted by 1WeldersWife:
Pet Peeve:

The word "peeve."


peeve   /piv/
verb, peeved, peev⋅ing, noun
–verb (used with object) 1. to render peevish; annoy.
–noun 2. a source of annoyance or irritation: Tardiness is one of my greatest peeves.
3. an annoyed or irritated mood: to be in a peeve.

Origin:
1905–10, Americanism; back formation from peevish.

Just thought I'd help, WeldersWife. Wink




Much appreciated!
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Stupid people.
 
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People who make wide right turns when driving their cars. You'd think they were driving a freaking semi!


HEY! Sometimes "it" leans to the left, and "shifting" isn't possible.

I blame the seat belt laws.

If I didn't have to wear a seat belt, I could shift my package to either side of my jeans. No, that is not license for you pro-union slacks guys to jump on me.

But have you ever tried to turn a steering wheel in a tight pattern when your pee machine is facing the other way?

Megyn Kelly, what art thou?

Talk about a "titan of industry!" My economy is always subject to that uncomfortable feeling when one side of my manhood falls asleep because it has been without blood flow for too long.

Now, get rid of seat belts and tighty whities, I could perform the historical and taught-to-our-sons waist-rotation shift, resulting in a cleaner, tighter right turn at the stop light.

Until then, I blame all of you that buy anything Hanes that are not boxers and support cops.


You are a seriously disturbed person. Eek

Stick your business to the left where it belongs and go commando like all real men. Razz

Also pull your seat belt out as far as it'll go and stick a clothes pin or similar device on it so it can't retract and just lay it over your chest. If your vehicle buzzes then just engage the stupid seat belt but it still won't be strangling you.

There will be a small bill for this advice in the mail tomorrow. Please pay promptly.


How come I pressed "One for English" and still can't understand a word the dude is saying?
 
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Pet Peeve:

Women who apply their makeup while driving to work.

Mad


When I was stationed in Ga. in 1985, a woman cut me off while applying eye mascara. I went around her and slammed on my brakes. I could see her react and she ended up with a long dark streak of mascara down the side of her face. Big Grin



I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her..

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the total number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98 .

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY , I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.


How come I pressed "One for English" and still can't understand a word the dude is saying?
 
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Someone who is a box of rocks and blames it on a neurosis. You know the ones who are ADHD, Bi-polar, necrophiliac, narcoleptic, cleptophobic, hydrophobic, and hypochondriacal, and for some reason they proudly carry a bag o' pills around like it's a purple heart. Oh, and it really peeves me when they use it as an excuse to accept no responsibility whatsoever. I never encountered that when I was in the Army, but now that I teach, I often have students who want a college degree but don't want to do any work and then try to excuse it with some sort of psychological explanation. I understand that people have problems, but it seems that the one's who really do have a legitimate problem don't go around advertising it and expecting a sympathetic pat on the back about it.
 
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Stupid people.
Stupid people can't help themselves.. they just are, i can live with it.
IGNORANT people, on ther other hand, who talk like they KNOW a subject, and don't... that is another story
 
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Originally posted by sethkonigsbergrn:
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Originally posted by 1WeldersWife:
Pet Peeve:

Women who apply their makeup while driving to work.

Mad


When I was stationed in Ga. in 1985, a woman cut me off while applying eye mascara. I went around her and slammed on my brakes. I could see her react and she ended up with a long dark streak of mascara down the side of her face. Big Grin



I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her..

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the total number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98 .

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY , I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.


ROTFLMAO Big Grin Applause Beer


"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." -- William Feather
 
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Stupid people.
Stupid people can't help themselves.. they just are, i can live with it.
IGNORANT people, on ther other hand, who talk like they KNOW a subject, and don't... that is another story


Stupid people certainly can help themselves. Stupid people choose to be that way. Ignorant people can be educated.
 
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One of many? While yer waiting at a stop sign for some guy to pass, he suddenly makes a turn without a signal, and you could have crossed the intersection a long time ago - - Mad

Another, when yer walking across an intersection at the cross walk, cars either pull up into the cross walk, or don't even stop for you - - Curse


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I have two.

1. Drivers that pay more attention to a cell phone call then the traffic! In some cases, it's like walking and chewing gum at the same time--for some folks it's just not possible. Mad

2. The loud base driven music that will rattle everything in your own car from a car that is 4 vehicles away. If an emergency vehicle approaches, they'd never hear it coming. Gun
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People who phone you in the wee hours, and say "sorry wrong number".


Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to!
 
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