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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------  Proud Member ------------------  |
Not Billy Mays, but what's his face that does the SHAM WOW and SLAP CHOP commercials. Although, that whole, "You're going to love my nuts" had me ROFLMFAO when I first heard it. I was going to buy one on that premise alone. It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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When you are in a meeting and someone (or 2) keep clicking their pen!!! AHHHH!!! Put it down!
People chewing with their mouths open, this includes gum. Those who do not have an "inside voice" and seem like they are screaming at you all the time. My sister falls into this category. People who fart in the elevator and leave it - then when you get in, you are trapped in the funk!!!  |
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Kiss asses!!!
You know - the guy that is always showing his ass when leadership is around - but NEVER around when the "real" work needs to be done. The guy that stands up in front at PT and says things like "feel the hurt", "don't give up", "lookin good" - but he only says those things because senior leadership is watching. The guy who disappears all week while everyone is building pallets and moving boxes - but shows up for the 1 hour when the CC shows up just so the CC will see him there and working. I can stand kiss asses who work - and I can stand lazy people. I can't stand lazy kiss asses! |
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Geez! you sound like my hubby! |
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#'s 1 & 2 Yeah 3 I have no "inside voice"  4 Sorry I didn't know it was you who was going to use the elevator.  Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? |
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"The day is wasted in which you learn nothing" |
This one really steams me: charity cheats!
Not just the frauds but those who ransack the local food pantries when not needed. Case in point: a neighbor & adult son routinely scarf up all the free food they can find. They make frequent runs for miles for the scores, crying about how poor they are. Then, after they unload all the goodies, they burn even more gas to run back out with the money they "saved" to buy their daily alcohol and cigaretts. Not only does the cheat deprive truely needy people of the food but the behavior grows calluses on my soul to the point I begin to question even ligit hard luck cases. |
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Some of those programs exchange notes and the perps could be cheating. Wonder if the charities know? Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? |
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"The day is wasted in which you learn nothing" |
My problem with the particular case I have in mind is that the woman's home burned about a year ago, then, while they were living in a temp, donated trailer, her ol' man died (brain tumor). She herself is disabled with a work related condition (repetative motion disorder or some chit - bones, muscles, spine gone). She's sure had her share and then some and her worthless son, who's supposed to be her lifeline, is a drain on he brain. OTOH, she is receiving as much monthly $$$ as me on top of all the charity she/they can mis-appropriate. It just aint right but not near as bad as what our fat cat DC & wall street scoundrels are getting away with. I just can't bring myself to blow the whistle on her. |
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This guy totally cracks me up! I can't take my eyes off him when he starts using his little device to slap his nuts and cut the cheese. |
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Klaatu barada nikto! |
I am thinking about getting a pocket sized cell phone jammer for that very reason. I would flip it on in movie theaters to prevent the little teenage schit head teenie boppers from texting to eachother as well as for when I am working in the hospital. I am a nurse and a busy one at that, I (we) should never have to compete with a patient's cell phone for their attention. "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." -- William Feather |
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What, the basket or the old fart what state are you in? In NJ they call them shopping carts, In NC they're buggies. I'm just wondering where they call them baskets How come I pressed "One for English" and still can't understand a word the dude is saying? |
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How come I pressed "One for English" and still can't understand a word the dude is saying? |
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My pet peeve is noise. I'm referring to cars with huge thumper amps and vehicles running straight pipes. I don't know how it is in other places but here it used to be the only things running straight pipes were Harley Davidsons. Now it's all sort of bikes as well as cars and trucks.
What ever happened to the law requiring mufflers? How come I pressed "One for English" and still can't understand a word the dude is saying? |
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HA! my friend and i were making videos making fun of him.. HI I'M BILLY MAYS! BUY MY ****!!! lol. |
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Cars that have mufflers to sound like mosquitos
People that can't drive Someone not being true to their word... that really erks me. If you say you're going to do something, friggin' mean it and do it! Parents that don't spank their children for acting up in public and parents that let their child scream the whole way through the grocery store, do SOMETHING, GEEZ. Teenage boys that have fro's/emo hair cuts and bad attitudes... a buzz cut would fix that real quick! A dirty kitchen sink after someone does the dishes... your hands are already wet, there's the soap and the scrubber, FRIGGIN' CLEAN IT!!! The blame game (this applies to all walks of life, especially politics right now) The mainstream Media... I could SOOOO do without the doom and gloom stories every day, couldn't you? tip top of the list though is Children that don't have any manners at all and that tell their parents "no"... I would have been beaten til I was PURPLE if I would have told my momma "no" |
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I'm with you all the way! |
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Klaatu barada nikto! |
Any cops here care to answer this one? "Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." -- William Feather |
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Yeah I hate the Sham Wow guy too, along with those two women who say Sham Wow together and they think they are so cute.******S.
Yes, I hate Billy Fat Azz Mays. Here ACE, Have a  There is only one thing worse than messing an old fart, and that is messing with two. |
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Army Wife, you are a lady after my own heart when it comes to child dicipline.
Mine got it when they needed it.  I didn't beat them, but that sharp smack on the azz did wonders. There is only one thing worse than messing an old fart, and that is messing with two. |
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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------ Proud Member ------------------ |
For all that is holy, marry me! Jesus in Heaven, marry me! If I could find a lady like you that dresses out nice in a tank top and a set of Wranglers, I would never have any time or initiative to come here anymore! Good God, Barnaby Jones, this is a closed case of love! *melts* It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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