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Originally posted by _BULL_:
***ATTENTION ALL MEN, MOUNTAIN DEW REDUCES YOUR SPERM COUNT. THAT IS ALL ***

And turns your mouth green!

Ain't got a lot goin for it has it really!

Cry haddock! let slip the Cod of War! Captain Birdseye.

How many more days until Sam is out of the dog house? Keep knocking off more pushups mister!!!

Yeah! where is Sam?


Cry haddock! Let slip the Cod of War! Captain Birdseye

Sam has had a little setback. It's called pissing off someone in high places. Our moderator was very good to us and permitted Sam to return early.

I think he was caught wearing womens clothing at a public transportation facility---NO!

He abused a deaf mute then broke her fingers so she couldn't tell anyone-No!

He'll be back soon. Yes!

*peeks head in door*

Hello! Anyone around? Just came to see if I could join y'all!

I hope Sam will be back soon.

Kevin, pictures are on their way some time this week.

Since this is a Just Anything post I wanted to ask something.
Had a weird thought come to mind the other day.

If they would clone people would they have a belly button and/or a soul?

Weird stuff like that comes to my mind sometimes. I hope they never attempt that one.

Welcome Wrestlemom.

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Originally posted by 8631152:

Had a weird thought come to mind the other day.

If they would clone people would they have a belly button and/or a soul?

I would think so..........if it's a clone........
And thanks! This will break up my work day a little..........

You hear the one about the old geezer entering a jewelry store? The guy had no hair or teeth, but had a beautiful blond hanging off his arm. He told the jeweler he wanted to buy a ring for the lady. The jeweler showed him a $5,000 beautie. The old man said it wasn't good enough. The jeweler returned with a $40,000 diamond. The blond was just shaking in excitement. The old man said he would take it and began to write a check. The jeweler responded that they could pickup the ring Monday morning; after the check clears from the bank.

Monday morning the jeweler calls the older gentleman and said the check bounced due to no funds. The old man responded, "Yea, but I had a great weekend."

1152

I hope you've completed your move and are comfortable now.

The move reminds me of a recent story that happened here. A couple purchased a condo and after they moved in, they noticed that the downstairs neighbors were heavy cigarette smokers. Every evening the upstairs apartment reeked of cigarette smoke. The new residents complained to the condo board and everyone met for mediation. The downstairs residents had been there for years, but tried to be receptive to the complaint. Downstairs turned out to be good neighbors and installed exhaust fans into their home at their own expense. Unfortunately, the fans provided little comfort.

I'm stuck on this one. Everyone involved are trying to be responsible. The smokers downstairs went out of their way to be helpful and they're not doing anything wrong. They were also there first. Upstairs say the condition is untolerable and it seems they have no legal recourse. Obvioulsly they should've checked this out beforehand, but the only solution now is a costly sale of their new apartmnent. Like the old saying, "Let the buyer beware."

Hello WrestleMom

Welcome aboard Sugar!

No we haven't moved yet. I just did a lot of sorting, threw old stuff out and donated the things that were still good. Made inventory lists and some appointments. I definately had too much stuff.

We actually won't be leaving here until the end of September. My husband got a new job and they are sending us to Hawaii. I don't know if I like being that far away from my kids, especially when our grand daughter comes back to the States.

3045 Pictures will take a little longer. Maybe next week. They had a lot of rain and storms over there, so he couldn't go out there yet.

Thankyou.

You know I was kidding on the bonus thread.

Got this one send by my daughter.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber
at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the h*ll up."

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Thankyou.

You know I was kidding on the bonus thread.

Yeah I know. Even if you weren't it wouldn't bother me.

You know this is what these forums are for, people voicing their ideas and thoughts and the nice thing is we don't all have to agree.

I got some puns in some of the other forums and don't mind one bit, one guy actually made me look at a particular subject a different way, which is a major accomplishment, because I am stubborn.

Today my thoughts are with my nephew, a sgt at Ft Bragg. Last week his shut didn't open well and he hit the ground hard. Today he is in surgury and I pray he will be fine. All the wars he has been too and this could be the thing to slow him down.

I shouldn't tell this one but here go's. Once in Germany drinking with a bunch of NCO's, we stole one of thier buses. We had a blast. Alot of people were not happy with us, but it was the booze . PS: We were the MP's in the area

Before I went to Germany, a six-pack would make me feel fine. Arriving in Germany, I wasn't aware of the difference in alcohol content until I had a 6 pack of German beer one night. The next morning I woke up in a park.

Mainedawg, I hope your nephew will be fine. I'll pray for him.

3045 Beer stories just in time for the Octoberfest. That's a really funny story.
I remember newbies coming to Germany and trying the beer for the first time, they were so funny to watch.
The owner of the bar we went to made the guys "Hot Shots" to sober up a bit. I am not sure what was in those just remember V8 and tabasco sauce.

OK Mainedawg

Your number is up. I just concluded a call with KGB's Chief Inspector, C. Vernon Grouchibissi, who's been looking to solve that case for 35 years now. He's advised me to read you your rights:

You have the right to fight.
You have the right to flight.
Don't matter to me, I'll cap you in the knee.

Charge is- Bus Driving Impersonation in the 20th degree. Penalty-Case of Beck's, which when I was there cost $3.60

Our very best luck is extended towards your nephew's speedy recovery.