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This man poses a good question:
'We, in Scotland, cannot figure out why people are even botherin' to hold an election in the United States. On one side, ye have a pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who cannot keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run. Now.... On the other side, you have a nice, old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship. What in Lord's name are ye lads thinkin' over there in the colonies?? |
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I thought this was gonna be a Larry Craig thread!
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AHHH, Scottish wisdom, gotta it love almost as much as Scottish whiskey(got spoiled getting gooooood scotch at good prices in USAFE). |
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I know what ya mean...... one of my favorites is a 15 y/o Glenfiddich Solera! Beats the pants off of most 18 and 20 year olds I've tried!!!! (gotta leave ya a decent opening... |
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Glenfiddich single malt is what I believe they serve in Valhalla. I don't know if it Beats the pants off, but it sure seems to assist gravity with them. |
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NOW you know why those Vikings invaded the shores of Scotland!! They were really after the single malts!! Of course, when they spied those cute lasses, something ELSE popped into mind, stiffened their resolve......... |
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Laphroaig, and a lifetime lease on the isle of Islay, "Drinc hail" |
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(gotta leave ya a decent opening... ) stiffened their resolve......... This is not looking good.Ease up on that joy juice you scallywags! "Thank you, for your support." - Bartles & Jaymes |
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And they proceeded to invade the jutting mountains and lush, fertile valleys in pursuit of the finest things in life. |
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