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Mad Wife Disease......
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

'What was that for?' he asked.

'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.

'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura
Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'
He explained.

'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, 'What the heck was that for?'

She replied.......'Your horse called.'

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It still lives, the Mike & Mikey Thread
 
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CoolAin't going anywhere either!


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Iraq - Hey Man Nice Shot (full version)


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Big Grin SMOOCH FOR MOM Big Grin


Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance......

 
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Got a query for mom...If I'm still here and have not left the house. How did I see the Hood Canal Bridge? Big Grin


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Two words, "Jock Itch"


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Got a query for mom...If I'm still here and have not left the house. How did I see the Hood Canal Bridge? Big Grin


Roll Eyes You left the house and came back.. Angry Whip What's up with that? Confused Who knows what you saw while you were gone????? Roll Eyes .... Big Grin


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If he didn't keep his eyes open, Roll Eyes who know what he did or what he saw Eek

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Got a query for mom...If I'm still here and have not left the house. How did I see the Hood Canal Bridge? Big Grin


Roll Eyes You left the house and came back.. Angry Whip What's up with that? Confused Who knows what you saw while you were gone????? Roll Eyes .... Big Grin


Nope! you didn't read my post right, reread it, pay special attention to the second line, let me know what you see!


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Got a query for mom...If I'm still here and have not left the house. How did I see the Hood Canal Bridge? Big Grin


Roll Eyes You left the house and came back.. Angry Whip What's up with that? Confused Who knows what you saw while you were gone????? Roll Eyes .... Big Grin


Nope! you didn't read my post right, reread it, pay special attention to the second line, let me know what you see!


OK! Razz


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I GIVE UP! Roll Eyes
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Whisper That's what I'm talkin' about! Roll Eyes Angry Whip


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Ok Mom, heres your surprise. I went online to a traffic camera, that's how I stayed home and saw the Hood Canal Bridge.

Here's how, Google Hood Canal Bridge Traffic Camera. Click on the camera between Squamish Harbor and Port Gamble. You will see the Hood Canal Bridge, the video isn't very good, but it gives you a glimpse. That is the link to the main land, if the bridge is out, the only other way is to drive around. That makes for a longer trip, but ya do what ya gotta do!

Angel/Devil I'm a tricky little angel ain't I? Big Grin


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