...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

…I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

...CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

...if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

...McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

...parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico

...Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

...the Mafia is laying off judges.

...Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen

....the 170,000 miles on my old pickup equals the amount of dollars it will soon take to buy a new one - -

The economy is so bad, the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

The economy is so bad that for the next 7 years there will be no COLA and all military retirement pay and social security retirement will be cut by 20%.

The economy is so bad the bank is borrowing money from ME!!

All three dollars and fifty three cents of it!!!

Congressmen are asking their constituents what they really want...And delivering!

It was so cold out this morning I saw a democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets!!!

....This Halloween, I'll be standing out front of my own house asking for handouts - -

The economy is soooo bad that I saw a defense contractor on the exit ramp with a sign "Will lobby for food."

The economy is so bad that African televisions stations are showing "sponser an American child" commercials

The economy is sooo bad that the President has a sideline for making alittle pocket change.



and making it worse is he doesn't care from whom!

The economy is so bad that the commissary at Cherry Point just raised their food prices again.

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Originally posted by SGTBJH:
The economy is sooo bad that the President has a sideline for making alittle pocket change.

Oh my God that is so funny.

Glad ya like it Duster. Like Larry the Cable Guy would say,"Now that there is funny an' I don't care who ya are, that is funny."

The economy is so bad...when my wife and I went out for dinner, the bill came $25. I wanted to pay cash, they asked for my ID and ran a credit check on me.

If that wasn't bad enough...they confiscated the dinner rolls that we were taking home because we didn't eat them.

They told me they do that to save money, they keep passing them on until someone eats them!

Things are so bad that the animals are willing to end it all.

The economy is so bad,

that Jewish girls are now getting married for love.

The economy is so bad that Obama is donating half his pay to the Republican National Committee!

The economy is so bad Angelina Jolie will realize labor means work.

The economy is so bad that...Bill Clinton is taking collections for the "Help Monica" fund!