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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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They say Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on.... not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
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and another one: They say Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries.
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Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
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You'll have to excuse me if I'm not amused by Chuck Norris. He hates atheists and uses this hatred to make points with radical right wing nuts in his articles.
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Ahhhhh yes, the return of Chuck Norris to the threads!
Chuck Norris is suing myspace for the name enfringment for everything he calls around you! |
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The devil wears prada because he's Chuck Norris' beeeeotch!
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Kevlar was originally created by scientist studying Chuck Norris' Hair!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!
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Rainbows are created when chuck Norris roundhouses Richard Simmons!
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Multiple people have died by Chuck Norris giving them the finger!
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Chuck Norris ALWAYS has sex on the first date. ALWAYS!
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Chuck Norris is now Jack Lalane
Wandering and Wondering |
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris put the 'laughter' in slaughter.' See further fun in the return of Chuck Norris thread! |
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Sorry man, not trying to offend you or anything. Everybody is stereotyped one way or another, by somebody. Even the military sometimes. I wouldn't be mad at Chuck Norris cause he hates atheists (I didn't even know that, btw) because everybody hates something that someone else believes. It's just life. Sorry, not trying to talk like a know-it-all. (I'm really not the smartest person in the world, and I'm not trying to sound like I am!)  |
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No bias there - -  Chucky may not be as lame as I thought - - Chucky was thinking of taking acting lessons, but decided not to confuse his following - - Wandering and Wondering |
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 Well said Will, as well as being spot on with your observation. We all seem to forget that their cannot be an endorsement of EVERYTHING by any one person. how can you approve of abortion AND the right to life at the same time? Atheism AND Christianity? Promiscuity AND virginity? Habitual lying AND Honor/Integrity? Just ain't possibl, man. Thanks again!! These are my opinions. Yours may differ. |
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Thanks, and you're welcome.
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