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She respects the law.  |
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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------ Proud Member ------------------  |
I was only teasing you, my friend. It's an old police joke regarding the issue of quotas. Kind of like when someone complains that their cuffs are too tight and you tell them to be patient, that they are new and will break in.  It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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Member "Hack's Best" |
Well I'm not kidding. No more Mister Nice Guy.
If my Dunken Donuts doesn't have any vanilla-glazed donuts tonight, there will be domestic terrorism. I run 40 miles a week to keep extra room for my DD favorites. If nobody is watching, I'll have 3. |
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In more than just money, I'll wager!  |
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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------ Proud Member ------------------ |
Damn. Thanks a lot. Now I have this insatiable craving for DD. You, sir, suck. Bad cop, no doughnut! Now that I think about it, I've never seen a DD here in Texas. We must have them somewhere. But I have yet to see one in my (admittedly limited) travels around Dallas, Ft Worth and the Tri-City areas. Crap. I am seriously jonsing for a DD right now. I don't even LIKE sweets! It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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There's not many in your immediate area FMI... most of them are a bit further North in Plano and Carrollton.
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FMI,
I have a solution...  a Hillbilly donut You take a slice of ready made bread... cut a small hole in middle of slice... sprinkle a little sugar on the piece you cut out and eat it... savor it cuz you almost got ya a hillbilly donut  Then take the slice of ready made bread, remember keep it on a flat surface and carefully roll the edges toward the hole.. When you got it all folded nicely..sprinkle sugur and eat that booger. Special treat..before ya eat it..take a bic lighter and turn it up high..and frombolay it to the color you like..crystalizes the sugar and enjoy..  followed up by a sweet ice tea or a Mountain Dew...yahoo! How ya doing? Robert |
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Don't be eatin them fat pills guy's, they ain't good fer ya...even though you run 60 miles a week!
Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to! |
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Kevin, can I pay yer fine fer ya? Next time ya pull me over for speeding, you will gimme a hey yall! Keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you've been up to! |
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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------ Proud Member ------------------ |
A Hillbilly Doughnut.
It's official, folks: I have heard it all now. What's next, a hollow Slim Jim to use as a straw to suck your beer with? It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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I'm almost sad to say that I've done that before... |
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The awesome thing about it is you can eat it after you're done!
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Hot Topics Quickly and Expertly Extinguished On Demand Since October 2000 ------------------ Proud Member ------------------  |
No more "Dunkin Donuts" and "Starbucks" for a week... Might include "Krispy Kreme" to the list... You get to keep your 'toaster popups'... |
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I told my son to pull me over any time he sees me, cuz I like the lights and sirens!!
He told me he wouldn't do it, cuz I always drive more than half the speed limit, so I don't even qualifier for impeding traffic - RATZZ!  Wandering and Wondering |
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How can 60% of Calf prison population be military vets?
When 80% of the Calf prison population is gang bangers!!!!!! The math doesnt add up. |
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Proud to be a Christian, gun owning, American veteran and redneck. God bless the USA and our vets! ------------------ Proud Member ------------------ |
Sources, please? It's not that there is no God or that He isn't listening. You're probably just asking the wrong questions. |
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Highly Experienced Member |
You get what you pay for, pay your cops more and ask more of them.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? |
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