When I woke up this morning I noticed somebody preformed an illegal operation on me and removed my kidneys. It began when my enemies began to poison the milk. With all the mercury in the oxygen these days they're trying to get my private parts to quit working too. I called the FBI and the CIA, but they're involved in it like the communists were when the long haired freaks danced around on LSD.
Who's going to be responsible for me? The booze tax went flat in Massachuttes since Teddy Kennedy croaked.
