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The global warming silliness is finding new ways to discredit itself.
Farmers in Estonia have been presented with tax bills for their cows farts. It's to cover the cost of dealing with the Methane, a green house gas. This is a dumb idea first dreamed up in New Zealand a couple of years ago, but the farmers organized a group named Farmers Against Ridiculous Taxation (F.A.R.T.) and defeated it. But, like all bad ideas, it's not gone away. I guess we can all look forward to the day when WE pay a fart tax too.  http://en.rian.ru/world/20080508/106906451.html |
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Now here's a law our leader's NEED to GET BEHIND!!Anyone have a match?
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OMG! Somebody call Al Gore!  |
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Before the goverment starts taxing our farts, we probably have to deal with OSHA and the EPA.
Some idiot will implement a rule of having a filter attached to our azzes to reduce the green house effect. But this one is easy to win, the day before the inspector wants to check the filter for proper functioning, we can eat onion soup and have a twelvepack. Gross, but this will teach them. |
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Man, and I really enjoy farting, I always feel so much better.
Now my little pleasure is gonna cost me. No more blaming it on the dog either. |
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[quote]Before the goverment starts taxing our farts, we probably have to deal with OSHA and the EPA.
Some idiot will implement a rule of having a filter attached to our azzes to reduce the green house effect. But this one is easy to win, the day before the inspector wants to check the filter for proper functioning, we can eat onion soup and have a twelvepack. Damn. I just farted. Where do I fit in? I am confused at this point! Do I eat onion soup or drink a twelve pack? This is just too difficult to comprehend! Damn fart taxes anyways!!! |
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BLAME IT ON THE DOG!!!! |
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"BLAME IT ON THE DOG!!!!"
OK. I did that and now I have been called a liar! [obvious difference between dog and human farts] So now what do I do? I think I'll try the Onion Soup thing.... |
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"Scholarly Comedian" |
Crap. Time to load the musket, fix the bayonet and load up on cheap beer and burritos. Come and get me, Taxman....
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White Castle hamburgers and beer.Now thats the duo that works for me.Throw in a hard boiled egg for good measure.Who else has White Castles where they live?
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Does a fart have lumps?
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Here in the High Desert, only frozen at Albertson's Grocery, but having lived in that most safe city of Gary Indiana and next to Illinois, i remember them well and sometimes splurge. Trouble is i can wolf down too many at a time. |
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Bad ideas are just like really bad farts, they start out really powerful (some can even bring you to the point of tears), but they'll eventually dissipate, & inevitably return again! |
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Sticks,I live south of Hooiser land in Ky.Maybe you should move back to this part of the country.Then you can have fresh ones to eat.I eat between 10 to 12 of the belly bombers.And wish I could hold more.Man I love those things.
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If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at least hear the applause. Paul Tindale  |
Ah! But if you use the one cheek sneak, maybe the feds will not catch ya!
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man i have enough gas to fund the iraq campaign for 2 years...
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Better yet, just buy a couple of carbon credits from Al Bore and you can eat tacos and drink beer till the end of time and not feel guilty about it..  |
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To create serious methane, 1. Have a beer or two. PBR is a good choice. 2. Have a few pickeled eggs. 3. Go up in an unpressurised aircraft like a P-2V Neptune. No White Castles near where I live in the Pacific North-west. Went to one when stationed at Nas Memphis though... |
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Ah c'om on guys, nature is just nature...not?
The turbo-powered stuff is a bit much.  "There are those who believe there are two types of people in the world: Those who believe there are two types of people; and those who don't." John Mahoney... |
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Heaven forbid! I'll go broke payin' fer that! |
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"We have met the enemy, and he is us." - Pogo  |
wilddavemsg: If a fart has lumps it's called a surprise.
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OleDoc...I'm sorry, if it has lumps...ya just **** yourself...no gettin around that... |
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