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Originally posted by scooter_mech:
How many conservative politicians does it take to change a light bulb?



No one knows. They sit around in the dark endlessly discussing how it is a mater for the private sector.

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Originally posted by john2x:
Conservative Vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands everyone know it & legislative legitimacy.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and- out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders what government program is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non- believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it’s a foreign religion, especially Islam, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his thru the government.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". or he finds in negative.

God bless America!

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Originally posted by floersh:
When a liberal injects, smokes, or drinks a substance that alters their brain chemistry they say kewl and do it again while the conservative declares it the devils work and launches a war against it or a prohibition of it.

When a liberal views a piece of $mut he judges it and moves on. A conservative attempts to ban it.

When a liberal listens to a bit of racy music they get down. A conservative declares it the work of the devil and attempts to silence it.


I think both sides are a bit ridiculous..

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Originally posted by SeaWitch1220:
"The differences Liberals Vrs Conservativess"

Hmmm...I think the difference may be that liberals can use a spell checker.

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Originally posted by adminnco1:

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Originally posted by SeaWitch1220:
"The differences Liberals Vrs Conservativess"

Hmmm...I think the difference may be that liberals can use a spell checker.

I just ran the OP through spell check with no detected errors. There are problems with syntax, but you did not address that.

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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

This one sounds like a pretty outdated racial stereotype. I am a fairly white guy and even I would pull the race card on this one.

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Originally posted by adminnco1:

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

So because something "might", "could", or "possibly" happen it should be banned>? By that measure we would all need to exist in little bubbles and avoid and any all contact with anyone or anything else.

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Originally posted by adminnco1:

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

This one sounds like a pretty outdated racial stereotype. I am a fairly white guy and even I would pull the race card on this one.

Actually it's an accurate rendition of standard liberal prattle.

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Originally posted by SeaWitch1220:
"The differences Liberals Vrs Conservativess"

Hmmm...I think the difference may be that liberals can use a spell checker.

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Originally posted by L0A1:

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Originally posted by john2x:
Conservative Vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands everyone know it & legislative legitimacy.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and- out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders what government program is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non- believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it’s a foreign religion, especially Islam, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his thru the government.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". or he finds in negative.

God bless America!

Sad thing is, this is very funny and almost 100% true. LOL

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

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Originally posted by rayld2:

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Originally posted by SenClaghorn:

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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Have you ever thought that they may not want others having guns because they may be used to accidentally or on purpose be shot by them?

Actually very few so called liberals (using the Repub defition of anyone that does not 100% agree with Rush and the other talking heads ) want to BAN guns the VAST majority just want more control of guns. But CLAIMING they want to ban gun ownership allows so called conservatives to ignore the real issues by labeling it liberal.

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Originally posted by rayld2:
Actually very few so called liberals (using the Repub defition of anyone that does not 100% agree with Rush and the other talking heads ) want to BAN guns the VAST majority just want more control of guns. But CLAIMING they want to ban gun ownership allows so called conservatives to ignore the real issues by labeling it liberal.

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Originally posted by rayld2:

Sad thing is, this is very funny and almost 100% true. LOL

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Originally posted by SeaWitch1220:
"The differences Liberals Vrs Conservativess"

Hmmm...I think the difference may be that liberals can use a spell checker.

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Originally posted by scooter_mech:

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Originally posted by SeaWitch1220:
"The differences Liberals Vrs Conservativess"

Hmmm...I think the difference may be that liberals can use a spell checker.

That's because conservatives don't have time for spel chek. They go straight to the problem and don't let a few mispelt words get in the way. Liberals, on rthe other hand lollygag aroun with spelin and never get to the issus. Unless it involves raising taxes...