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40 day warning 30 july NEMESIS |
When he meets the devil, Satan tells him that since he has been such an evil bastard on earth, Rush would be able to choose how he spends eternity.
Satan take Rush on a little tour. First they come to the "Hypocrite Room". Rush walks in and sees Newt Gingrinch, Larry Craig, Sean Hannity and thousands of other prominent Republican Party officials and campaign contributors. Rabid snarling dogs slowly rip their flesh until they die an excruciating death. In 10 seconds, they are made whole again and the process begins all over again. Rush looks at the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the Hypocrites Room". Next, the devil take him to the "False Christian Room". Rush walks in and sees Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson and thousands of other Republican Party officials and campaign contributors. Roman Guards slowly beat them to a pulp and then crucify them slowly on trees. After 3 minutes, they are revived and the process starts all over again. Rush looks at the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the False Christian Room, but let me ask you...Aren't there any Democrats in Hell?" Satan responds; "Yes, there is one, but to see him, we must go to the Sex Room". Rush walks in and sees Bill Clinton lying of a satin sheeted bed. A young woman performs felatio on him, and all around the room, there are tables full of fine food, wine and cigars. Rush turns to the Devil and says; "You mean for all eternity, he has felatio performed on him". "That's right" responds Satan. Rush thinks for a minute and then says; "Dark Lord, I have decided that I will spend eternity in the Sex Room". The Devil smiles, turns to the couple on the bed and says; "Very well, MONICA, YOU'RE RELIEVED" |
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Cough.......lame.......cough....
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OK OK it's funny.
I admit it.A "Right Wingnut" |
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That was stupid.
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Same thing  |
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Shoot low; The Sheriff's Ride'n a Shetland.  |
I've made a few changes so it will make sense to most of us.
 Hillary dies and goes to Hell!!! When she meets the devil, Satan tells her that since he has been such an evil witch on earth, Hillary would be able to choose how she spends eternity. Satan takes Hillary on a little tour. First they come to the "Hypocrite Room". Hillary walks in and sees Pelosi, Reid, Biden, and thousands of other prominent Democratic Party officials and campaign contributors. Rabid snarling dogs slowly rip their flesh until they die an excruciating death. In 10 seconds, they are made whole again and the process begins all over again. Hillary looks at the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the Hypocrites Room". Next, the devil take her to the "False Christian Room". Hillary walks in and sees Pelosi, Jackson, Sharpton, and thousands of other Democratic Party officials and campaign contributors. Hillary asks Pelosi; What cha doin in two rooms, biaattch? Pelosi grins at her and says…When you’re hot your hot..Al and Jesse laugh. But anyway, I digress. Roman Guards slowly beat them to a pulp and then crucify them slowly on trees. After 3 minutes, they are revived and the process starts all over again. Hillary looks at the devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the False Christian Room, but let me ask you...Aren't there any Republicans in Hell?" Satan responds; "Yes, there is one, but to see him, we must go to the Sex Room". Hillary walks in and sees Fred Thompson lying of a satin sheeted bed. There’s a beautiful white German Shepard with a litter of cute puppies nursing on there mother, and all around the room, there are tables full of fine food, wine and a bottle of Midol. Hillary thinks to herself; Hey he's got a trophy wife, there's probably something there that Bill never had...other than "no guts". So she turns to the Devil and says; "You mean for all eternity, he gets to lay there and enjoy the love and friendship of a beautiful animal and those cuddly puppies". "That's right" responds Satan. Hillary thinks for the second time in her life, then says; "Dark Lord, I have decided that I will spend eternity in the Sex Room". The Devil smiles, turns to the dog and says; You can go now, there’s another bi**h in town. |
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Funny....   This message has been edited. Last edited by: NSNN, "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe |
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Shoot low; The Sheriff's Ride'n a Shetland. |
thank you....thank you... I would like to thank Hillary and the rest of the Socialist gang.... Without them (crying) I couldn't have done it.
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A standing applauze for that one! |
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This isn't the joke forum, or the insult generator site.
Thread closed. "Never try to teach a pig to sing; It wastes your time and annoys the pig." - Heinlein |
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