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Admittedly not really P/CP fodder but going along same lines as "Famous Quotes" and "One Hit Wonders"... what's your favorite?
Movie one liner, that is...
 
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Yeah, ummm, I should have specified comedies not porn. Wink
 
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Another from the Great Carl Spackler " In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'"


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Just about every line from the basic training part of FMJ.. I could quote em all, but its just easier to say watch the first half of the movie.. Big Grin

"Hey man, your bleeding"
"I dont have time to Bleed"

What we have here, is.... a failure to communicate, so you get what we had her last week, this is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I dont like this anymore than you do.


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Originally posted by THANKUVETS:
Just about every line from the basic training part of FMJ.. I could quote em all, but its just easier to say watch the first half of the movie.. Big Grin

FMJ?

"Hey man, your bleeding"
"I dont have time to Bleed"

Jesse "The Body" Ventura on Predator



What we have here, is.... a failure to communicate, so you get what we had her last week, this is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I dont like this anymore than you do.

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Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

That movie had more one liners and sight gags than Quaker has oats.
 
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Originally posted by THANKUVETS:
Just about every line from the basic training part of FMJ.. I could quote em all, but its just easier to say watch the first half of the movie.. Big Grin

FMJ?
Full Metal Jacket....duh....

"Hey man, your bleeding"
"I dont have time to Bleed"

Jesse "The Body" Ventura on Predator



What we have here, is.... a failure to communicate, so you get what we had her last week, this which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it. I dont like this it anymore than you men do.

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Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

That movie had more one liners and sight gags than Quaker has oats.


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From "Dante's Peak" about the volcano eruption in Washington State.

When the volcanologists first arrive in town:

"Oh what a nice quaint little town nestled at the foot of the mountain..."

"Yeah, just like Pompeii"
 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mmulder67:
[Full Metal Jacket....duh....

DUH!!! Big Grin

Surely, you can't be serious????
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley

Gotta be just about the best f'ing comedy ever.
(Or maybe Raising Arizona) Think I'll go rent it after work...
 
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