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''Dance like no one is watching"
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You shouldn't either. Happy April fools day!


"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" -- Leo Roskin
 
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I was going to ask what the moral/ethical dimension to this thread was... Wink

Anyways, it's 1pm around here, so I'm immune...
 
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Ohhhhhh you BRAT bought. Tooooo funny. Big Grin
 
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''Dance like no one is watching"
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quote:
Originally posted by TrollhunterX:
I was going to ask what the moral/ethical dimension to this thread was... Wink

Anyways, it's 1pm around here, so I'm immune...


Well I could have added I was getting an abortion, but everyone woulda known it was a lie right off the bat. I coulda said I was joining the Army, but then somebody could have got a case, b/c that's not something to be 'joked' about. Winning the lottery was my second choice. Yea..I know...I need some new material..


"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" -- Leo Roskin
 
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I was about to say CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!


If you need to brag about it, you're probably lying.
 
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WinkYeah, me too! I'm going to be a mother for the first time at 54.
 
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Joedokes is the father. I think. I might have to go on the Maury Povich show a few times to really know.
 
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Originally posted by OrangeCat97:
Joedokes is the father. I think. I might have to go on the Maury Povich show a few times to really know.


Thanks! I now have coffee all over the place!


 
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Originally posted by boughtwaprice:
You shouldn't either. Happy April fools day!


And that's "funny" because...?
 
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Oh coooool, I'm Pregnant too! Can we have our showers at the same time? Smile Razz

Yur 2 funnee...


Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
 
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I'm not pregnant - but my daughter is. And she and her hubby were "April fools in love" two years ago today when they got married! The license was legit - no April fools Wink .


So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
- Green Day
 
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hahahahahah oh your funny... Big Grin



watch you will get pg now.... you may have cursed yourself...
 
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*whew*


Thank you Jesus Big Grin
 
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Every sperm is sacred.
We are not amused.


"Thank you, for your support." - Bartles & Jaymes
 
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quote:
Originally posted by rm444:
Every sperm is sacred.
We are not amused.


Then quit boppin' the baloney.


Bought:

I was gonna say, "I didn't do it!"
 
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I was going to add, "What? Don't you know what causes that?"
 
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HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendTopic-1239984: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=34, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=tpc}**=933192012}{m=6080011771001}{s=78919038}{ip=65.219.235.164}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/tpc/f/933192012/m/6080011771001}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/933192012}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendCSS-1239985: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=8, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=gcss}{s=78919038}{ss=65700900713}{sslm=1205518389000}{ssm=IP_UBBX}{ip=68.107.152.11}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/,a,gcss,ss,65700900713,ssm,IP_UBBX,sslm,1205518389000.css}{user_agent=Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.13) Gecko/20080311 Firefox/2.0.0.13}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/1/OpenTopic?a=cfrm&s=78919038&f=6801982206}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:26 SendDocumentSearchResults-1239986: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=10, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=search}**orum_scope=1140067451001}{reqWords=online questions}{s=78919038}{use_forum_scope=on}{ip=66.249.67.201}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums}{user_agent=Mediapartners-Google}{referrer=null}', Error?=To proceed, you must be a member of this site. Please login or join below.To proceed, you must be a member of this site. Please login or join below.
at com.infopop.platform.bo.PlatformSecurity$UtilityMethods.checkAccess0(PlatformSecurity.java:314)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight.checkAccess(UBBSecurity.java:58)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight.access$000(UBBSecurity.java:52)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight$1.checkAccess(UBBSecurity.java:69)
at com.infopop.platform.common.bo.ModuleSecurity.checkModuleSecurity(ModuleSecurity.java:254)
at com.infopop.platform.common.bo.ModuleSecurity.checkModuleSecurityWithMultiplePermissionCheckSets(ModuleSecurity.java:197)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:489)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:470)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:461)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRight(UBBSecurity.java:501)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRight(UBBSecurity.java:509)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.services.search.RFLucene$SendDocumentSearchResults.doServletRequest(RFLucene.java:257)
at com.infopop.common.util.DispatchFramework$ServletRequestFulfiller.doRequest(DispatchFramework.java:219)
at com.infopop.common.util.DispatchFramework.doRequestExecution(DispatchFramework.java:466)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.doGet(IPDispatcher.java:2623)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:499)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.serviceSpiderRequest(IPDispatcher.java:2594)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.service(IPDispatcher.java:2548)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPServlet.service(IPServlet.java:44)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:588)
at org.apache.jserv.JServConnection.processRequest(JServConnection.java:387)
at org.apache.jserv.JServConnection.run(JServConnection.java:194)
at org.apache.java.recycle.pool.Worker.run(Worker.java:113)



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:26 SendForum-1239987: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=46, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=frm}**=56819558}{s=78919038}{ip=64.129.112.20}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/frm/f/56819558}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/56919758}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:26 SendTopic-1239988: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=68, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=tpc}**=254198221}{m=5700038290001}{s=78919038}{ip=66.189.216.220}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/tpc/f/254198221/m/5700038290001}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/254198221}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:27 SendTopic-1239989: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=27, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=tpc}**=415197802}{m=2160049671001}{s=78919038}{ip=152.121.16.7}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/tpc/f/415197802/m/2160049671001}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/415197802}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:27 SendPortalJavaScriptPage-1239990: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=69, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=pjs}{s=78919038}{ip=66.190.232.109}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/a/pjs/1207059438.js}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/254198221/m/6890051201001/p/4}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:27 SendPortalJavaScriptPage-1239991: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=70, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=pjs}{s=78919038}{ip=65.219.235.164}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/a/pjs/1207059438.js}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/933192012/m/6080011771001}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:27 SendPortalJavaScriptPage-1239992: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=31, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=pjs}{HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:30 SendCategoriesAndForumsAction-1240004: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=81, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=cfrm}**=67919558}{s=78919038}{ip=152.121.17.9}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/ubb.x/a/cfrm/f/67919558}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; InfoPath.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30)}{referrer=null}', Error?=N



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quote:
Originally posted by spikerzzz:
quote:
HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendTopic-1239980: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=365, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=tpc}**=254198221}{m=6890051201001}{p=4}{s=78919038}{ip=66.190.232.109}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/tpc/f/254198221/m/6890051201001/p/4}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/254198221/m/6890051201001}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendCSS-1239982: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=16, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=gcss}{s=78919038}{ss=65700900713}{sslm=1205518389000}{ssm=IP_PLATFORM}{ip=68.107.152.11}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/,a,gcss,ss,65700900713,ssm,IP_PLATFORM,sslm,1205518389000.css}{user_agent=Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.13) Gecko/20080311 Firefox/2.0.0.13}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/1/OpenTopic?a=cfrm&s=78919038&f=6801982206}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendForum-1239983: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=56, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=frm}**=6261946761}{s=78919038}{ip=67.160.18.4}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/frm/f/6261946761}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 1.0.3705; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; Media Center PC 4.0)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/cfrm/f/67819558}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendTopic-1239984: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=34, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=tpc}**=933192012}{m=6080011771001}{s=78919038}{ip=65.219.235.164}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/a/tpc/f/933192012/m/6080011771001}{user_agent=Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; InfoPath.1)}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/frm/f/933192012}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:25 SendCSS-1239985: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=8, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=gcss}{s=78919038}{ss=65700900713}{sslm=1205518389000}{ssm=IP_UBBX}{ip=68.107.152.11}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums/,a,gcss,ss,65700900713,ssm,IP_UBBX,sslm,1205518389000.css}{user_agent=Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.1.13) Gecko/20080311 Firefox/2.0.0.13}{referrer=http://forums.military.com/1/OpenTopic?a=cfrm&s=78919038&f=6801982206}', Error?=N



HTTP_REQUEST_RESULT @ 2008-04-01 10:17:26 SendDocumentSearchResults-1239986: ***FINISHED REQUEST: Duration=10, Slow?=false, Query :'{a=search}**orum_scope=1140067451001}{reqWords=online questions}{s=78919038}{use_forum_scope=on}{ip=66.249.67.201}{server_name=forums.military.com}{servlet_path=/eve}{path_info=/forums}{user_agent=Mediapartners-Google}{referrer=null}', Error?=To proceed, you must be a member of this site. Please login or join below.To proceed, you must be a member of this site. Please login or join below.
at com.infopop.platform.bo.PlatformSecurity$UtilityMethods.checkAccess0(PlatformSecurity.java:314)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight.checkAccess(UBBSecurity.java:58)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight.access$000(UBBSecurity.java:52)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity$UBBXModuleRight$1.checkAccess(UBBSecurity.java:69)
at com.infopop.platform.common.bo.ModuleSecurity.checkModuleSecurity(ModuleSecurity.java:254)
at com.infopop.platform.common.bo.ModuleSecurity.checkModuleSecurityWithMultiplePermissionCheckSets(ModuleSecurity.java:197)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:489)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:470)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRightWithGeneralUBBCheck(UBBSecurity.java:461)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRight(UBBSecurity.java:501)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.bo.UBBSecurity.checkUBBxAccessRight(UBBSecurity.java:509)
at com.infopop.modules.ubb.appserv.services.search.RFLucene$SendDocumentSearchResults.doServletRequest(RFLucene.java:257)
at com.infopop.common.util.DispatchFramework$ServletRequestFulfiller.doRequest(DispatchFramework.java:219)
at com.infopop.common.util.DispatchFramework.doRequestExecution(DispatchFramework.java:466)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.doGet(IPDispatcher.java:2623)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:499)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.serviceSpiderRequest(IPDispatcher.java:2594)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPDispatcher.service(IPDispatcher.java:2548)
at com.infopop.platform.common.dispatch.IPServlet.service(IPServlet.java:44)
at javax.servlet.http.HttpServlet.service(HttpServlet.java:588)
at org.apache.jserv.JServConnection.processRequest(JServConnection.java:387)
at org.apache.jserv.JServConnection.run(JServConnection.java:194)
at org.apache.java.recycle.pool.Worker.run(Worker.java:113)



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I should think not! You and Mr. Bot must be aware of what causes that .....by now!
 
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Me either ya hussy.... Angry Whip

Just kidding bought... Wink too funny!
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I knew it wasn't true from the get go because I had a Vasectomy about 2 years ago.
 
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If you are it ain't mine. Big Grin
 
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I knew it wasn't true from the get go because I had a Vasectomy about 2 years ago.


But did you go back and make sure the counts were "0" afterwards? Had a friend. She was treated like crap during the entire pregnancy - because the OB/Gyn had also done her husband's vas not even six months before she got pregnant for the 8th time. Baby was born - looked just like daddy. DNA testing proved it was his. Those tubes can grow back and become patent again Nuc Wink !


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I can't BELIEVE I'm pregnant, AGAIN!!


There is a certain biological mechanical predictability here, right? But there are several women in the local neighborhood with 8 or 10 kids below the age of 10, so maybe some haven't figured it all completely out yet - - - Roll Eyes


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Each...as in 8-10 in 10 years EACH??? Eek

I thought I was bad with 5 in 4 1/2 years.
 
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Each...as in 8-10 in 10 years EACH??? Eek

I thought I was bad with 5 in 4 1/2 years.


The one that got me was a patient's mother who had had 18 pregnancies with 17 living/surviving, no twins, and had done it all in under 20 years. That one really blew me away. I mean wouldn't you think that all the woman would have to do is squat and the baby would fall out after maybe the 6th one or so? Some people just LOVE being pregnant I guess. I had four in 7 and thinking back - Whatever was I thinking? Wouldn't trade a single one in but after #4 I realized the problem and was burned, cut, and tied.


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Oh my lands! Roll Eyes

I would have slit my throat and both ankles before that would have happened.

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I had four in 7 and thinking back - Whatever was I thinking?


LOL! We did our share of populating then Cal. I had 2 sets of twins back to back.....back when there wasn't any tests to show 2....just wait to hear 2 heartbeats. When my doc said I was pregnant with the last....I can't even repeat what I was thinking. Frown

Have to say though, I am VERY blessed to have all of them turn out to be wonderful adults. No drug problems, no alcohol problems, no finanacial fiascos. The good Lord was looking over all of us.

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I begged my doc to tie my tubes Cal. He kept saying he wouldn't do it because I was "too young" (23 and a widow) and I might want to have another child with a new husband. HUH? He was out of his mind. I got my way after 2 months of arguing and threatening him. When they did the C-Sec they tied the tubes. Wink
 
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