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Military.com Forums Hot Topics & Current Events Point-Counterpoint I can't BELIEVE I'm pregnant, AGAIN!!|
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''Dance like no one is watching" |
You shouldn't either. Happy April fools day!
"It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" -- Leo Roskin |
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I was going to ask what the moral/ethical dimension to this thread was...
 Anyways, it's 1pm around here, so I'm immune... |
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Ohhhhhh you BRAT bought. Tooooo funny.
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''Dance like no one is watching" |
Well I could have added I was getting an abortion, but everyone woulda known it was a lie right off the bat. I coulda said I was joining the Army, but then somebody could have got a case, b/c that's not something to be 'joked' about. Winning the lottery was my second choice. Yea..I know...I need some new material.. "It is the weak who are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong" -- Leo Roskin |
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I was about to say CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
If you need to brag about it, you're probably lying. |
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Yeah, me too! I'm going to be a mother for the first time at 54. |
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Joedokes is the father. I think. I might have to go on the Maury Povich show a few times to really know.
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Thanks! I now have coffee all over the place!  |
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And that's "funny" because...? |
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Oh coooool, I'm Pregnant too! Can we have our showers at the same time?
  Yur 2 funnee... |
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I'm not pregnant - but my daughter is. And she and her hubby were "April fools in love" two years ago today when they got married! The license was legit - no April fools
. So make the best of this test, and don't ask why. It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right. I hope you had the time of your life. - Green Day |
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hahahahahah oh your funny...
watch you will get pg now.... you may have cursed yourself...  |
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*whew*
Thank you Jesus |
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Where are the Carriers? |
Every sperm is sacred.
We are not amused. "Thank you, for your support." - Bartles & Jaymes |
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Peace Through Superior Firepower |
Then quit boppin' the baloney. Bought: I was gonna say, "I didn't do it!" "HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, YOU SON OF A B----!" Susan Buxton, 66, heard over her granddaughter's 911 call. Arlington, TX 9 Nov. 2005. Aired 10 Nov. 2005, WBAP 820, Mark Davis show. She ended up shooting him in the leg when he tried to take her gun. Good shtuff! |
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I was going to add, "What? Don't you know what causes that?"
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