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Basic Training |
So....this is for the men out there, who've been through BCT. Please avoid reading this if you're a female...
 I dont know how to put this...but, Im just curious what actually happens. Basically, Ive heard conflicting stuff. So, what exactly is done about the male's tendency to ummm....yeah, you know what I mean. I mean 16 weeks without even hardly seeing a woman can be tough, and, Im just wondering if we're gonna be given something to help calm that level of testosterone?? If you know what I mean...lol. I dont really want to have to worry about seeing that out of the corner of my eye. Sorry....I just need to know. |
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Basic Training |
one time i was cleaning the latrine, and standing the toilet RIGHT NEXT TO the one i was cleaning, was another Soldier from my platoon. without turning around i ask him "what are you doing?" his reply was "uh.....pissing....yeah...." i said "dude are you jerkin off?" after a moment of hesitating, he said "um..kind of."
needless to say, i didn't take too kindly to someone wackin' it right next to my head. but really though, icApstoneI, you will be training constantly, and at night, once the DS's are "gone," all you're gonna care about is sleeping. i never did any of that even ONCE during OSUT. you should be alright. unless, of course, you have some strange addiction to masturbation. |
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People in your platoon will be beating it like a rented mule. BTW, women have "Urges" too.
Every other day, your Drill will make you put your "Unit" on a table and smack it with a ping pong paddle.
That is what your Battle Buddy is for.
Lord....Don't worry, most people will be afraid of getting caught and getting the Feild Grade Article 15 that you will recieve if you are caught spankin' the monkey. Then you will have to go in front of the Battalion Commander to explain why you did it.
Why, are you a chronic case? |
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Experienced Member |
WTF is wrong with you? Pretty sure you'll figure it out for yourself when the time comes. This is one of those questions that you shouldn't really ask.
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Basic Training |
Lol...I have no strange addiction or anything. I had heard a while back that something is given to the recruits to help with this, and was just wondering. The last thing I wanna freakin see is some 18 year old kid going to town beside my bunk every night, lol.
Im sure other people wanted to know as well...I just have the guts to bring it up. Some funny responses btw.  |
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You have more important things to worry about other than "Will I be able to beat-off?" "Will I get caught beating off?" "Will I have people around me beating off?"
Besides, they put Salt-Peter in your food AND in the Antropine auto injectors you will be training with, mostly to help with "Morning Wood" though. |
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like said above... that is what your battle buddy is for... LOL
if you are like me, you will find the atmosphere a bit too different to be able to get an erection. if you are at benning, that is. |
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first paragraph is very true... second paragraph, i have heard is false. |
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Basic Training |
LMFAO! That's hillarious! |
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hahaha... ceiling cat rules.
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You look up and find what you have been looking for all the while......a little pu$$y.
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Damn that if freaking hilarious.
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11B4VB4 |
"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it , never care for anything else thereafter." -Ernest Hemingway |
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Bullet Sponge |
When I was in OSUT the fire guards would make sure no one went into the broom closet when the dudes were working on things.
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See, OP, there will be people wacking off everywhere you look!! You better get some safety glasses or your gonna get blinded! |
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Experienced Member |
I guess that old Saltpeter story will never die, will it?
No, they don't do that. Yes, you'll be tired most of the time. Yes, some people will whack off, maybe you. By the way...have you ever read "Blackhawk Down?" Not the movie, but the book. In it, a couple of soldiers admit to beating off under fire. They called it a "combat jack." |
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Basic Training |
If thats your main concern is coming across a live fire excersice in the barracks then theres something wrong here lol
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