uh..make that a slimfast..geeeze

sc

Several years ago I worked for a minor league team and during an early season game when the temperature was about 8 we came up with this to pass the time.
Take me out to the ballpark,
take me out to the game,
buy me some beer and a bag of peanuts,
we'll set back, get drunk and act like we're nuts,
so it's 3, 6, 9 beers and you're out at the old ballgame!

Oops! Left a line out! INSERT after nuts,
So we'll root, root, root for the home team,
if they don't who will care,