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1-Why do westerners have abortions? Don't we need more foot soldiers against impending attacks?
2-what does it take to get into navy and i really want to become a pilot and get to like use the AC-10 Thunderbolt or like the tomcat aircrafts? 3-Even with the worst discharge from the army how does one get back in? 4-can i hide hemorriods at meps? 5-What is a Military Civilian Employee? 6-i dont want my son to go to WAR? 7-If US Special Forces are so special, why don't they just kill Bin Laden? 8-My son is very happy but the United States Marines won't take him so why? He has a tattoo on his shoulder saying "Gay And Proud". I checked the dictionary and it says "Happy". The Marines don't want happy people? 9-Army veterans or soldiers: Is it true they are fighting for my freedom and rights each and every day? 10-Would you consider a street sweeper as good weapon for home defense? If those don't qualify as "Stupid" nothing does!!  BoatsBM1 |
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
Have you been scouring the forums again Boats?
!Tempting to list a few more..... Ah, what the hell 11-I was thrown out for cocaine use 2 years ago. It was a stupid mistake I made because I was young and dumb. Can I get back in? Can I petition my congresman to get my discharge codes overturned?  ! |
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One I hear sometimes when weapons are out as part of a static display for the public:
"Does that thing really shoot"? |
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ahh Yahell answers.. always good for a laugh or three....
Re: #8. erudite in all his many incarnations,a source of amusement and jocularity at any time. There can be no freedom without sacrifice |
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"Be nice, until it's not time to be nice"  |
Thank you Father Mulcahey, |
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"Be nice, until it's not time to be nice" |
Or stupid questions that are asked of people returnign from an OIF deployment.
Q-Do you have to go back? A- UH, I just got home, can I enjopy this first? Q-Did you kill anyone? Usually a nasty look is a good answer. Q-What's it like to be back? A-Well, I don't have to jack off as much, but I don't get to kill Hadjis anymore either, so it's kind of a wash. |
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Hell, read this one!!
 Just consider the source and don't try to make sense of it. The Worl War II was from?  BoatsBM1 |
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
dear lord that ones funny |
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Truth lies in the depth |
Sounds like a true to the core honest to goodness paranoid schizophrenic. For whatever reason, they go with the FBI, CIA, and alien abduction stuff.
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The Grumpy Submarine Troll  |
Dang Boats that one is way too funny. I think he needs his foil hat to help him keep away from the KGB.
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Navy Forums Moderator and Keeper of the Cane GerryRM3@yahoo.com  |
Boats, I'me gonna lend you my extra cane and you can bring as many of those as you want for us to read. I needed a good laugh.
USS Liberty, Never Forget. I believe in Murrays Law, he thought Murphy was an optimist. |
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Ask and ye shall receive  The truth about the Pleyadeans   BoatsBM1 |
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Navy Forums Moderator jccrabby@yahoo.com  |
That was good....gotta love Shockey for leading him on, it good...gonna have to keep watching now.  |
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'GOT MILK'? |
thanx guys...THE MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD in ages...
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There are only two vessels in the world. Targets and Boats. |
Too funny , glad I swallowed prior to starting to read or that could have cost me another keyboard . Salute . |
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The Grumpy Submarine Troll |
The really scary/funny part is the OP on that second link claims to be an O-4. EEEEEKKKKKK
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Stupid is Stupid!!
Keep the Windex and paper towels handy. 11-What war was going on in the 40's? my great grandfather served in the navy in 1944 just wondering if there was a war going on at that time 12-About the Navy..anyone who has family in the navy? my boyfriend is joining the Navy, can anyone tell me what it is like to have a close one to go in the Navy? What was it like, the experience? How did it change your life as well as his? One answer to 12.. well I dated a Navy recruit for 5 months. it was pretty hard knowing he was leaving. I guess it doesn't help to say we broke up the day he left for boot camp in January '09. I don't think I could date another Sailor ever after that experience. I went through hell and back dating him. Airman, Coastie, Soldier yeah but no Sailor. Best of luck to you and your Sailor though. Expect to be apart more often than you're together. The Navy will own him. 13-How can I join the navy when my husband or wife doesn't want me to join the navy because they're in the milita? 14-Where was the first world war 2? 15-Can he buy his way out of the army? Probably more to follow as I run across them.  BoatsBM1 |
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Thanks for the much needed laugh Boats -Dave |
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saw that one this morning.. some people, I tell ya... There can be no freedom without sacrifice |
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
OH man I have to go find that one now.......... |
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I sort of figured you may have seen it,as you know where I got them. BoatsBM1 |
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Cat, This is what else she said in her topic.
After a number of responses to her topic, she added this;
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Then you get ones like this;
16-My boyfriend is wanting to join the navy after high school....but i don't want him to?
BoatsBM1 |
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Navy Forums Moderator jccrabby@yahoo.com |
Sounds like this guy is in the right place right now. |
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Navy Forums Moderator jccrabby@yahoo.com |
Ah yes, the young corrupt minds of today. I"m so glad I was in the Navy, it was soooo much better than being in the military. I don't think I could have handled the military....I mean all the stories you hear. It was so much better just being on a big grey cruiseship......but can someone tell me why they had those guns on them?? I didn't see those on the Carnival line. |
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This 'Thread/Forum' has gone well past RE-DICK-U-LESS
It was laughable at the outset!!!!---Not so any longer. |
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There are only two vessels in the world. Targets and Boats. |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by cleonard19:
I was in the grocery store in my NWU's after work (something I usually go out of my way to avoid) to grab some milk for dinner, and the girl at the cash register was trying to be sweet on me, and asked in the nicest voice she could muster "so, uhm, what do you do when you're not in the navy? You know, like your real job?" That was the chuckle I was lookin for . We all laughed here . .... |
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Live and learn..or you won't live long. |
17(?) - If I join the Marine will I get deployed to war even if i didnt sign up for that part?
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
LOL. Nope. and kids whine that we're too rough |
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Navy Forums Moderator jccrabby@yahoo.com |
That's because the Navy isn't part of the military......at least according to one of the comments Boats points out. |
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
18(ish?)-"How long would you reasonably let your husband be deployed overseas before you started 'seeing' other guys?"
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__________________________________________ Around the "Westerner" in National City, Calif. in the mid too late 60's??? Hell the wake on the ship hadn't even setteled real good.. "WestPac Widows" Headquarters in those days. But then again in the words of Thomas J. Ease****, BM1, "ya never miss a slice off a cut loaf, laddy buck" |
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There are only two vessels in the world. Targets and Boats. |
Dang , this is rapidly becomeing my my favorite place to get the mornings first chuckle . Just gotta remember to put cup down and empty mouth . Thanks sooooo muuch
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Live and learn..or you won't live long. |
We cannot be held liable for damage done to computers, keyboards, monitors, or any other possessions caused by spewing coffee, tea, juice, etc. while reading these boards. |
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by RiverRat139:
Around the "Westerner" in National City, Calif. in the mid too late 60's??? Hell the wake on the ship hadn't even setteled real good.. "WestPac Widows" Headquarters in those days. QUOTE] the westerner , 32nd st acey-deucy club,a few other clubs in nat'l city i can't rem...a bar on market street i can't remember..BIG MAMMAS there...WAIT...THE QUALITY INN. a hotel 1st level on 4th st downtown SD.how about being ON THE PIER 20 min BEFORE contellation's arrival...just keeping it warm for hubby.  |
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'GOT MILK'? |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by RiverRat139:
Around the "Westerner" in National City, Calif. in the mid too late 60's??? Hell the wake on the ship hadn't even setteled real good.. QUOTE] can't rem the tin can's name....'64-65, ship left for WP...a few hours out had a serious problem...RETURNED TO PORT...OOOPPPPPS!!! GOTCHA!!! |
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Warning....Nothing in mouth or hands!!! Or at least have the Windex and papertowels handy. One of the answers to the above question.
BoatsBM1 |
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Lead Mod Navy and Recconect America Forums catherine0830@msn.com Democracy will survive until the government figures out it can bribe the people with their own money. |
yahoo answers.
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MODERATOR Military Life, Spouses & Community If you want something said ask a Man; but if you want something done, ask a Woman! Margaret Thatcher  |
Can I live in military housing with my boyfriend/girlfriend?
My Stepdad served in the Vietnam War can I use his GI Bill? My husband left for Boot camp last week and I know tomorrow is the 15th, will he get paid? |
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