All hands lay aft the mizzenmast! Form by division! Divison Chiefs! Take charge of your divisions and commence field day in 15 minutes!
There will be a zone inspection in two hours because Gerry dropped pizza toppings in the teletype keyboard.

Signed
XO

Geeze. Thanks Gerry. Way to go.

It wasn't pizza toppings for the fifth time, it was a cup of coffee. Took two days to dry out.

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Originally posted by GerryRM3:
It wasn't pizza toppings for the fifth time...

Sooo - does this mean you already dumped pizza toppings on your keyboard FOUR times? Y'know, there comes a time, Gerry, when you have to give up your car keys and step away from the keyboard during mealtime. See, my concern is that the next thing that drops in there is Cream of Wheat - then an old Depends - see, it's a slippery slope. Not to put too fine a point on 'slippery'.

"Mack the Knife"
CDR USN (Ret)

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See, my concern is that the next thing that drops in there is Cream of Wheat - then an old Depends - see, it's a slippery slope. Not to put too fine a point on 'slippery'.

The voice of experience Mack???????

at least it wasn't beer. woulda been alcohol abuse then....

coffee is bad enough though....

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Originally posted by GerryRM3:
It wasn't pizza toppings for the fifth time, it was a cup of coffee. Took two days to dry out.

Thanks Gerry.

Now I know what's been mucking up my Mk-77 IO console. Makes troubleshooting a whole lot easier when you 'fess up to these things early in the process.

If its Coke or Pepsi just throw the thing out and get a new one. I keep a spare because theres four grandkids a wife, daughter and son using this beside me beating the keys.

Friggin' Fraggin' radiomen! Always messing it up for everyone else. He didn't spill anything, it was just a LNOTKB (loose nut on the keyboard).

reading this transcript I about spilled tea on my keyboard. thanks.

Hey, no piling on the Radiomen!


RM2/YN1

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Originally posted by elemanski:
reading this transcript I about spilled tea on my keyboard. thanks.

Is this why we're all still here? You made a mess now?

I know XO said only a 2 hour field day, but chief said don't even think about leaving until the inspection's done...

LOL, and..the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

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the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Damn skippy. If the Navy wanted you to have a spouse, you would have gotten one in yer seabag.

Now, knock off the grabassing and turn to.

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Originally posted by FordhamMike:
...the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Who said he did? Wouldn''t expect him to

I just wanna beer....

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Originally posted by TMC_SW_Ret:

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the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Damn skippy. If the Navy wanted you to have a spouse, you would have gotten one in yer seabag.

Now, knock off the grabassing and turn to.

LOL, Chief....heard that 38 years ago as a screaming seaman!

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Originally posted by catherine0830:

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Originally posted by FordhamMike:
...the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Who said he did? Wouldn''t expect him to

I just wanna beer....

Here ya go Catherine...

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Originally posted by catherine0830:

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Originally posted by FordhamMike:
...the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Who said he did? Wouldn''t expect him to

I just wanna beer....

I don't know about you Catherine, but I've been hiding out in the repair locker "field daying" with a nice six pack.

They haven't found me yet.

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Originally posted by FordhamMike:

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Originally posted by TMC_SW_Ret:

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the Chief doesn't care whether you are married or not!

Damn skippy. If the Navy wanted you to have a spouse, you would have gotten one in yer seabag.

Now, knock off the grabassing and turn to.

LOL, Chief....heard that 38 years ago as a screaming seaman!

Hey Mike, how did you get Gerry's picture for an avatar?

Duck, I hear the cane!

Okay, where's DC2 Crabby? The only place that failed the zone inspection was the forward repair locker. I've told him a thousand times to quit hiding the beer bottles in the OBA masks. Did he really think I wouldn't notice??!!

The rest of you may commence liberty at 1600. Crabby, you get to inventory all the repair lockers, and stop the pizza delivery to the radio room.

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it was a cup of coffee

Dang a senior sailor spilling coffee?? Isn't that a lashing offense??