I myself am gay. But no, going up and humping some guy's leg like a pup in heat, out of the blue, is wrong. Unless somehow I had a mickey slipped into my drink.If someone jumped on me, as stated above, I'd punch and shove them away.
Why say only homosexuals would do that, do hetero's not have sexual urges? I've seen plenty of straight guys force themselves on women, and nothing happens to them!
One of those guys in the story from Madison (not mentioned by name) is a friend of mine. He has a degree in Genetics, worked at a bio/genetics lab & is now pursuing his masters. The Army definitely lost out.