You can't keep us down glitch, we will rise again.


Good cyber times that were shared, have been lost into an oblivion of molecules, and wires, so let's start anew. Coffee's on.

Just like the old song lyrics

Dad blast it, I came this () close.

Sorry the stupid thing ate half my message the lyrics are "I am woman watch me roar

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Originally posted by joedokes:
Dad blast it, I came this () close.

Close to what brother joe?

Speaking of girls - my best friend back home sent me a funny joke and said that it reminded her of us! Here is goes:
What would you do??
Decisions.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling
at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping
kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion
running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


If you do not know, scroll down to see answer below.



Get your drunk A$$ off the merry-go-round!!!

Ack! They're not gonna move us to the social forum again, are they?

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Originally posted by boughtwaprice:

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Originally posted by joedokes:
Dad blast it, I came this () close.

Close to what brother joe?

Ah nothing important BTW. Water under the bridge.

Hope not after all we're giving the woman's prespective of the world so it can fit into p/cp.

Me think joe was referring to the thread that started this.

Good morning all! Just sitting here in the quiet. ALL the kids are in school. I only get 3&1/2 hours of free time,cause I get the 4 yr.old at 11:30 from pre-K. But the peacefulness is wonderful. Haven't had this quiet since ....? Forever!!! Well at least 20 yrs. Read the paper without interruption, shower without someone yelling "Mom,I want this, Mom they touched me Mom,etc.,etc." Gosh the coffee tastes better these days!

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Hope is the thing with feathers- that perches in the soul... -Emily Dickenson.

Sorry, I can't help waxing poetic when I think about my Joe!!!

The old forum had two new members, can't remember their names, hope they can find us. And joke2, too.

My response to the riddle would be, hop on the elephant as lions usually don't mess with them unless in a pack attack(Yeah I know they are in prides, just sounds better), and let him at the horse.

I thought this was interesting, and some facts surprising.

Demographics

How Women and Men Use the Internet: Women are catching up to men in most measures of online life. Men like the internet for the experiences it offers, while women like it for the human connections it promotes.

12/28/2005 | MemoReport | Deborah Fallows

A wide-ranging look at the way American women and men use the internet shows that men continue to pursue many internet activities more intensively than women, and that men are still first out of the blocks in trying the latest technologies.

At the same time, there are trends showing that women are catching up in overall use and are framing their online experience with a greater emphasis on deepening connections with people.

Some highlights from a new report show how men’s and women’s use of the internet has changed over time.

# The percentage of women using the internet still lags slightly behind the percentage of men. Women under 30 and black women outpace their male peers. However, older women trail dramatically behind older men.

# Men are slightly more intense internet users than women. Men log on more often, spend more time online, and are more likely to be broadband users.

# In most categories of internet activity, more men than women are participants, but women are catching up.

# More than men, women are enthusiastic online communicators, and they use email in a more robust way. Women are more likely than men to use email to write to friends and family about a variety of topics: sharing news and worries, planning events, forwarding jokes and funny stories. Women are more likely to feel satisfied with the role email plays in their lives, especially when it comes to nurturing their relationships. And women include a wider range of topics and activities in their personal emails. Men use email more than women to communicate with various kinds of organizations.

# More online men than women perform online transactions. Men and women are equally likely to use the internet to buy products and take part in online banking, but men are more likely to use the internet to pay bills, participate in auctions, trade stocks and bonds, and pay for digital content.

# Men are more avid consumers than women of online information. Men look for information on a wider variety of topics and issues than women do.

# Men are more likely than women to use the internet as a destination for recreation. Men are more likely to: gather material for their hobbies, read online for pleasure, take informal classes, participate in sports fantasy leagues, download music and videos, remix files, and listen to radio.

# Men are more interested than women in technology, and they are also more tech savvy.

Still, our data show that men and women are more similar than different in their online lives, starting with their common appreciation of the internet’s strongest suit: efficiency. Both men and women approach with gusto online transactions that simplify their lives by saving time on such mundane tasks as buying tickets or paying bills.

Men and women also value the internet for a second strength, as a gateway to limitless vaults of information. Men reach farther and wider for topics, from getting financial information to political news. Along the way, they work search engines more aggressively, using engines more often and with more confidence than women.

Women are more likely to see the vast array of online information as a “glut” and to penetrate deeper into areas where they have the greatest interest, including health and religion. Women tend to treat information gathering online as a more textured and interactive process – one that includes gathering and exchanging information through support groups and personal email exchange.

OK, I Google-cached a little and found the names of the most recent members: it was Sashasweet and 11913391.
11913391 (PattiG) and I was having an interesting discussion about quilting, and how they were made in the past. She was saying that when she was a kid, she used to be positioned UNDERNEATH the quilting frames.... so she could help the older ladies to push the needles back thru to the top of the quilt! I thought that was too cute.

I was telling her about all the different kinds of quilts my mom has made. Could be an endless discussion, if she ever finds us!!

Grrrrrr   Who took away the womanly thread #1 ?

This administrative dimwit'ery must stop !!!. I will not have it.

What is the intent of such perseqution. Why must we manly folks be forever plauged by new womanly threads.

"The foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay His head." So why, why do you encourage the daughters of man to pollute this halloved place, theis place that should have been a sanctuary of manly virtue, with yet another thread of womanlyness, of formular recipees and sensitivity, surely it cannot be your intention that this should be a pederasts heaven filled with pictures of severely underage boys and girls.

Nay I say Nay. The Womanly thread #1 must be resurrected from backup and placed back into whatever obscure forum it was banished to before, that it may once again serve as a lightning rod and ghetto for all that womanly stuff.

regards JakobA

PS to SEAWYTCH: How are you doing on the babymaking ?

Holy Jesus!! Imagine my irk when I went to find and read the latest saga and info on quilting, and the damn thing was gone!?!!!!!!! ACK!!
All that good info....flushed down the toilet.
*sigh*....well...whatcha gonna do....*shrugs*

I kinda hope they DO put this somewhere other than P/CP(I always feel funny writing PCP...I ALWAYS think of the drug--younger people won't know what it is though ). I loved having it somewhere where there wasn't a whole lot of traffic.

LMAO@Jakob!!! That was hilarious!!

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Originally posted by JakobA_DK:
Grrrrrr   Who took away the womanly thread #1 ?

This administrative dimwit'ery must stop !!!. I will not have it.

What is the intent of such perseqution. Why must we manly folks be forever plauged by new womanly threads.

"The foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay His head." So why, why do you encourage the daughters of man to pollute this halloved place, theis place that should have been a sanctuary of manly virtue, with yet another thread of womanlyness, of formular recipees and sensitivity, surely it cannot be your intention that this should be a pederasts heaven filled with pictures of severely underage boys and girls.

Nay I say Nay. The Womanly thread #1 must be resurrected from backup and placed back into whatever obscure forum it was banished to before, that it may once again serve as a lightning rod and ghetto for all that womanly stuff.

regards JakobA

PS to SEAWYTCH: How are you doing on the babymaking ?

In the first place Jake, you have the whole dang place to lay your head, and, any other part of your handsome, albeit jealous, anatomy. In the second place, if we were put back into the social forum, we could continue to talk about you behind your back. We wouldn't have to say.... "Shhhh! There's Jakob, hush. Let's continue our conversation about him later!!"

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Originally posted by JakobA_DK:
Grrrrrr   Who took away the womanly thread #1 ?

This administrative dimwit'ery must stop !!!. I will not have it.

What is the intent of such perseqution. Why must we manly folks be forever plauged by new womanly threads.

"The foxes have holes and the birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay His head." So why, why do you encourage the daughters of man to pollute this halloved place, theis place that should have been a sanctuary of manly virtue, with yet another thread of womanlyness, of formular recipees and sensitivity, surely it cannot be your intention that this should be a pederasts heaven filled with pictures of severely underage boys and girls.

Nay I say Nay. The Womanly thread #1 must be resurrected from backup and placed back into whatever obscure forum it was banished to before, that it may once again serve as a lightning rod and ghetto for all that womanly stuff.

regards JakobA

Ah shaddup. Enter at your own risk. You're just hatin cuz our thread is/was bigger than yer thread. MUHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH