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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4  |
Well, we have a new thread here, ADVICE from me on your various love questions, advice and stories. A place to share the love..
 Which is a good thing, cause we have a father to forgive you and a doctor to cure you, so let the love begin.. FIRST QUESTION Please.....  Ray, American Military Supporter. My being insane, is what makes other people normal. |
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 First question, what's love got to do with it???  |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
Well I am glad you ask, LOVE really has nothing to do with IT, but it will make it alot more fun.
You see, LOVE is all encompassing, to have IT, takes little but to have LOVE and IT? Ahhhh, the joy is so much sweeter... OR... if your looking for the smartazz answer..which I know you was... LOVE has nothing to do with it, IT is a figment of your imagination, IT does not exist, and if it did? well, LOVE would not have control of it, but love would make IT seem cool... Ray, American Military Supporter. My being insane, is what makes other people normal. |
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 I bow to your awesome wisdom, oh sage one.... and will meditate on the profoundness of your words, as I run on my daily hamster wheel. |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
Ah I see the metaphores your trying to hide my dear. Open yourself to love, allow the hamster to play, and love will be yours..
Ray, American Military Supporter. My being insane, is what makes other people normal. |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY (What's left of it anyway.....)..............WHERE THE HEII DID I LEAVE MY KEYS???????????????????
Go Lions!!! |
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wait your giving out advice on love?
wouldnt that be bv's spot? |
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KEEP WHAT IS USEFULL,THROW OUT WHAT IS USELESS |
NO DUCKIE. I'M DR. BV, NOT DR. PHIL. SOOOOOOO, NOT MY JOB.
ANYWAY.....I LOVE PIZZA. IS THAT WRONG, OH MASTER OF LOVE?  |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
O.K., TUV, back to the serious nature of this thread.............................How do you suppose we could keep the change from falling out of our pockets if gravity suddenly reversed itself?
Go Lions!!! |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
BV my friend, you have without a doubt hit upon the golden rule of love, PIZZA.
Need I say more my friend? Feeeeed the hungar of love, and watch it satisfy you, kind of like a SNICKERS.. Jake, man, sadly, your mental capacity to understand that which you seek is limited to yes and no answers but I think I can speak slow enough for you to understand okay?? Lets look at your question from a lOVE point of view, shall we?? Thank you so much.
My first thought is why do you have change in your pocket when you seek love? At first I thought, he is being sarcastic, but being Jake I knew better, so I have come to realize that the change you speak of is not coins but your heart. You want to change your heart, ergo, the reversing of the universe, your tired of being lonely and you want to change that. SO, in the end my friend, you are simply yearning for love, which is never a bad thing, put up your change, and seek not the reversal of the universe, for it is great thing you are after, for its all about LOVE my friend. So, eat a slice of pizza, gravitate toward the change of love, and your universe will be good. I sure hope that helps.. |
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 The last time I allowed a hamster to play, my livingroom rug was shredded to a pure fluff around the ductwork. That would lead me to believe that love is really just nothing but a pipe dream, a plot hatched by Hollywood to bring in more box office revenues. |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
THE fluff as you call is love, the ductwork is covered with fluff to decorate so the pipe that you speak of can be safe...
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
Todays lesson my friends..
Enjoy the peace from being together without saying a word. By this I mean, do not talk when a smile will do, look deep into the eyes of your loved one, smile, hold there hand, and watch the smile be returned to you, very important that you actually look into the eyes.. The world is there, if you but look for it. Go my friends, practice this lesson, more to come later... By reading this thread and participating, you have started a journey that will fulfill your heart, like the joy I have in mine over my love. Thank you. |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
Huh???????????????????????????????????????? Go Lions!!! |
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I think what he's saying is, do not try to run from it. |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
DAMN, still to hard for ya??
Okay.. Follow the bouncing ball jake.. EAT, SEX, SLEEP, repeat.. = LOVE. At least for you anyway.. |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
Don't go so derned fest, dat dam ball is getting to fer ahed..............Now den.......... Go Lions!!! |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
But I don't even know what "IT" is..................and I hope when I find out, there isn't an uncomfortable metaphor that squeezes shut.................   Go Lions!!! |
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PATRIOT GUARD RIDER My friends dont like me. I might be crazy, I will ask myself and find out. OLD FART#4 |
OH never mind, here, read this..
handing jake a book.. LOVE FOR DUMMIES.. PRESCHOOL EDITION... |
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"It's always in the last place you look, ain't it?" |
Oh sure.....thanks alot...  .....give me a book I need to wait five more years before I can read it..............thanks again!!!!!!!!!!!!! You know, it does no good to be insulting..................a simple 'You wouldn't understand Jake' would be good enough.....but NNOOOOOOOOO................... Go Lions!!! |
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