Lets talk about us men, cookouts, trucks, hunting, motorcycles, etc....

You know, the glory of being a man, yeah, baby, yeah.

MEN RULE....

Had to start this thread over, I screwed up, I had the right page I though to delete and then it was somehow on the first page, and if you delete the first post, you delete the whole thing.

I am sorry for that, so you can all just yell at me if you would like, I deserve it.

Man, I feel bad, I had some really good posts in there too. Good thing I am getting old, thats what I am blaming it on anyway.

Well, Duchess, you wanted to save space, so hows that?

If it makes you feel better, it was an accident, but I will now leave as I most likely pizzed alot of folks off just now.

I am sorry for that, it was not my intention to do that, I had found about 20 pages of bumps and was in the middle of getting them all out when I didnt check the page right and deleted the first page and that screwed it up.

Sorry again.

I just tryed to find it again and see if it was somewhere else, no luck.

I was hoping I just moved somewhere else, its gone though.

Again, I do apologize, I feel like shite.

I am gonna leave for a bit, I am little upset with myself.

Later.

don't feel bad TUV..... you be the man with the axe - and you chopped up the original and started anew-- consider it a "man decision", no puzzy-footing around, no touchy-feelie PC crap--- ya just went and did it!! hooha!

Dem wimmins might rib ya about the "Man Rules" thing but they don't play fair noways anyhow... they figure some skimpy see-through Friderick of Hollywood outfit is all it takes for us "mens" to cave.......... or an invite to get all soapy in the shower.... like "we" really care about THAT!!! Noper, the early morning smell of heavy equipment diesel engines spewing forth, the roar of NASCAR and football is all we mens need - and "delete all" is a good thing.

Thanks Sheridian, needed that. I know I started it and could delete it if I wanted to, but I really didnt want to.

There was some funny stuff in there.

I guess we have a lot of work to do to catch up agian..

So heres a joke........



The Slacker:

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before thinking things through, you will love this...!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Good One.
Yeah TUV, Sheridan's Right. It's no big deal that you deleted ALL THOSE GOOD POSTS. Dumb Azz. We all know it was an accident. Huh! Probably did it on purpose. So we have to play catch up.Yeah, like who's got 100 years on their hands to catch up. It's no big deal. WE CAN DO IT! Like hell we can.
I just know we can. Yeah, like i can hit a hole in one, get struck by lightning, and win the lotto.......ON THE SAME DAY. And don't worry. The girls will understand. They're gonna ride your sorry azz.......when they're done laughing at you. So don't give it a second thought. We all make mistakes. Except this time you made a real doosie. I hope these words of encouragement helped you some. I know I feel alot better.

Hey man I really appreciate that, sure, rub it in, not like I feel bad enough already., its good know that I friends like you buddy.Make damn sure I never turn my back on you mister.

I think we can catch them if we work really hard at it.BUUULLLLSHHHHNNNIIIT. I dont think the ladies will be that bad.Yes I do believe that very much, and I am very scared.It was an honest mistake,Doesnt change the fact that I am moron.Oh well, I will get over someday.Unless you keep rubbing it in like this, you, you, ahhh forget it.

Hey, I do feel better now. NOT!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Fake laugh.

Check the Recycle Bin on your computer.
If it is in there, hit File, and Restore. Presto chango, you got it back.

Cat, it was from mil.com, once gone its gone I believe, I have looked around and I cant find it.

Its alright, we will just have to work harder is all.

BV.. HAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOURSELF..A fake laugh to match your fake laugh...

Well... it's somewhere, we just don't know where. Things on computers never really disappear. Sheridan sent me an email with some photos attached... of a deer caught in the very top of a power pole. I couldn't open them, so I saved them to my computer and then opened them.
Then I deleted them. I thought.
Except for one crazy looking photo.
I cannot find this stinking photo, but it still is somewhere in the recesses of my computer. Every time I start a slide show of my pictures, there pops up the picture of the deer in the power pole.

This picture will live on my computer forever. I cannot find it. I can not delete it.

That poor, poor telephone poll. Carrying all that extra weight.

Don't mean to brag or nuthin but I shot it "on the fly".......


all I got out of it was a "chunk of coal".

What the hell were you doing flying near telephone poles??? You have any idea how wreckless that was.

Man, your such a kid sometimes.....

quote:

Originally posted by m551sheridan:
Don't mean to brag or nuthin but I shot it "on the fly".......


all I got out of it was a "chunk of coal".

DAMN Sheridan! I didn't know you could FLY TOO.
You're amazing me more and more everyday. Next thing you're gonna tell me is you make your own hotdogs.

Just thought of this joke I heard a few days ago.


A guy is in Brazil, has to go to the bathroom. Sits down and too late realizes there is no paper. While trying to figure out what to do, he sees this sign on the door.

After wiping with your fingers, stick hand through hole in wall, a HUMAN will lick it clean.

The man thinks how disgusting, but what the hell, I will. So he finishes, wipes with his fingers and gently slides his hand through the hole.

There is a vary large man on the other side, he sees the fingers, and smashes the hell of them with a hammer.

The Yanks his hand out and shoves it in his mouth. A human being licked them clean..



I know, its not that funny, but I was much better watching a guy on the movie tell it, you could see his actions, made the joke funnier.

So SUE ME....

quote:

Originally posted by BOLLINGSPVET:

quote:

Originally posted by m551sheridan:
Don't mean to brag or nuthin but I shot it "on the fly".......


all I got out of it was a "chunk of coal".

DAMN Sheridan! I didn't know you could FLY TOO.
You're amazing me more and more everyday. Next thing you're gonna tell me is you make your own hotdogs.

well yeah actually...... once many years ago I got aroused.


But then there was this "headache" thing......

See? SEE?? I knew it, your twisted, just plain not good twisted......

You make me proud to know ya SIR.....wiping away tears of joy.

Okay, seeing as how this is the "NEW and IMPROVED" Manly Thread, how 'bout we talk some UFC. Anyone watch the UFC? I watched the new Ulimate fighter two nights ago and then "Bad Blood" after that. For those who didn't watch, it (Bad Blood) was an hour long hype show of the up coming 3 round boxing match between Tito Ortez and Dana White (The President of the UFC) Dana's not looking too promising, I'll tell ya that much. He complained about being "OLD". HA!! Old! He's only 37 for crying out loud. Not trying to boast or anything, 'cos I'm not that type of guy, but I'm almost 50 and I still train and work out. I'd kick the snot out of him. And so will Tito. He has no footwork at all. Gotta move, bobb, duck, weave if you're going to stand up. Otherwise you're just a stationary punching bag. Lucky for Dana, they're only boxing. No MMA. So, anyone else into MMA? C'mon, are you a Man or a Mouse? Well, squeek up. Are you? This is the Manly Thread for crying out loud. Let's talk Man Stuff.