Hello all and welcome to our little getaway between debates!

Here are the rules, few and simple:
1) No politics or religion, other threads stay outside of here. This is neutral ground.
2) No finger pointing at people on other threads
3) Ragging on each other in fun is mandatory
4) Drinking is strongly encouraged.
5) Fun is mandatory

Also, anyone who mouths off, and spoils everyone's fun, I put duct tape over their mouths for ten minutes!

You will find the piano and fireplace and poker tables in the "Blue room". The stage and Kareoke in the "Green room". The mechanicall Bull is now installed and "the pit" - in the "Yellow room", pool tables and darts in the "Red room". Some rooms remain the same, so we don't get lost. Plus many, many more new extras.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I am not the owner of our Pub, just the proprietor! This pub is all of ours!

In addition we have and pipe as my enforcers, HUTCH and BV, as the bouncers and DAWG as the head of security.

SGT, our officially unofficial Chef, so place your orders..(happy now Sgt?)

I would also like to introduce our official Mascot Abraham. His picture is hanging on the main wall as you come in.

Enjoy! The bar is now officially open!


MIP’s Mascot
Abraham - MIP’s mascot, black lab, enjoys going out to job sites with mainedawg and growling at bad people nonstop.
His hobbies include: not letting mainedawg leave the house without him. He will position himself between his owner and the door. Even go as far as running from door to door (four exits from the house) to make sure he doesn’t get left at home. Watches and guards the MIP and keeps the TROLLS in line.

I have installed a new room, this one is for our FALLEN HEROES.

Here all of our fallen will forever be remembered. Lets all raise a glass to these men and women that have give the ulitmate price.

IT is because of them that we have the fun we have today.

There is a room just for Helen, may God have mercy on the soul of those that enter that room.

So have fun, or else...

I have commissioned a new sign to hang over the main bar..it reads..

ALL GAVE SOME, SOME GAVE ALL.

Welcome..... May you all have long healthy and happy lives.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: THANKUVETS,

WOOWWW. NICE..

HEY look somebody put up pics of all the regulars.. Very cool..

WELL, since no one is here, I will drink the first glass, OH HEY Q, dang, already wasted behind the bar,, didnt take you long, and why are you holding those bagpipes like that...?/

OMG!!! gross man...

I am outta here..

O.K., well it's been a while, but let's see......putting down my tool box and looking about the new establishment.....hehehehehehehe, let's get to work.........reversing all the light switches, so that the switches in the mens latrine turn on and off the lights in the women's latrine, ceiling fan switch in the bar area makes the door bell chime, turning the blender on opens the cash register and activates the smoke alarms.........putting clear saran wrap over the toilet bowls in the female latrine......gluing the glasses down on the bar........putting sugar in the salt shakers and putting salt in the sugar bowls...........gluing the ends of the TP rolls......... Thanks for the drink TUV, see ya in a bit......................

Now then, sit back and enjoy the "show"

Yup, yousen' done lost yer marvel! I work and I slave and I cook and I find neat dates for all of yossn'(execpt FM), I was even one of the first members of the MIP:OS and not even a kiss my arse let alone a name mentioned!
Just for forgetting me TUV this babe will have to spank you......Enjoy Ray!

She can spank me anyday, all day, all night, all week, all month, all year. Just spank me.

FM, God speed Brother. I'm glad she is off my back.

I like the looks of the new place Whack boy.

Here is a beer
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Sorry SGT, just forgot to add this, let me go fix it right quick..

HEY, crip boy, you cant even lift that glass, let me get you a sippy cup, of BEER..

I gotta sippy cup for ya Whack boy.

I'm here for the free beer. . .

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Originally posted by Hutch863:

well thank you HD!! What's new??

Not much. Getting ready to go to work. I have to go in at 4 and off at 9p. Glad you dropped in.

How do you like the new place?

Here have another one, I gotta go. Catch ya later.

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Originally posted by Hutch863:
Not much. Getting ready to go to work. I have to go in at 4 and off at 9p. Glad you dropped in.

How do you like the new place?

Here have another one, I gotta go. Catch ya later.

I'm almost done for the day (yeaaa!! )



Thanks for the second beer ~ interesting specials





but I love the sign in the window best!!

Right Then In Memory of MIP#4.

Everyone on their feet, men remove your headcovers and a moment of silence.
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OK The words are posted most of you know them and I'll play on the Pipes, Old Lang Syne

To the Old MIP!
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OK now that thats over, let the meyhem anf merriment commence anew!

BEERS UP!

Cheres & Prosit ALLES!

Happier than a pig in slop

Aren't we all?

WHACK BoY??

YOU overpaid, underworked, wheelchair running ramp raising has been...

YOU can try to stand up and kiss me arse, mumbler..

Just checking in.

Miss U2 Your sign shows class. Murphy's Stout is very good! Oh Q there is a thread in General Discussion of a Retired AF who is a mailcarrier who wants to wear kilts on the job. He might want your support.

Coffee? my life for coffee...

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Originally posted by THANKUVETS:
Coffee? my life for coffee...

Here ya' go TUV.....freshly made.......