http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm


Although immature-ish, some of the photos are a hoot!

My favorite is bike-kitty:

If you're ever depressed... go here! You will laugh for hours. www.mycathatesyou.com

Try going to http://www.stuffonmycat.com

Here's a few of my favorites...

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Originally posted by DangerForward121:
My favorite is bike-kitty:

That one is great! I stole it, hope you don't mind.

So here's a new "invisible" one for you!

Don't know if this will work, but that's my cat, she likes to stick her tongue out at people. I'm going to search for the pic of her with the mohawk my DH shaved into her head like a jerk.

From my collection:

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Originally posted by OrangeCat97:
From my collection:

I like this one.........

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Originally posted by m551sheridan:

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Originally posted by OrangeCat97:
From my collection:

I like this one.........

LMAO!!!! Wasn't expecting that one, gonna have to share it with DH.

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Originally posted by MrsHooah:
Say Hello to my little friend!


This cat acts like my husband during a Bears game


PVT Puss Up


Dang, it feels good to be a gangsta

yeah? well the Bears have had it "handed" to them tonight.... opps maybe not. B's just scored.

Did they, I never watch, I just use it as background noise!

The "cat caught in a fan" video.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-50582198020006...&q=bad+drivers&hl=en

[QUOTE]Originally posted by OrangeCat97:
From my collection:









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Now that is just plain sad.

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Now that is just plain sad.

Well it wasn't part of my original collection, it was donated by a (guess what) male. I make allowances for a difference in humor.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=903068572516647...&q=cat+talking&hl=en

The barking cat.

As you can tell by my name I am a Dawg man, but the pictures here of cats are just down right funny. Thank you all.

[Got this in an email this morning... hmmm, they got a STRANGE sense of humor!]

Want to be forever eliminated from the guest list?
Just take this to your next "pot luck" dinner!!!

"Kitty Litter Cake" ~ This is *no joke*

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PHOTO...

TRUST ME...

DON'T LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST ...


This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a little different.........


WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY EDIBLE, BUT YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO!


On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS:
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent --- (Well, THAT'S a relief!!)

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat- litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved point "s". Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!



"Kitty Litter Cake"


ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO GO TO, THINK ABOUT THIS CAKE.

I KNOW OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY MADE IT AND TOOK IT TO WORK. (THEY HAD A GREAT TIME!!)

Wonder how much of it they brought home?

Make mine "two scoops"......... I'll have the turd on the side please.........

I saw one of those..... live and in person....
it was larger than life, I tell ya....

My cat would NEVER be buddies with a rodent! But he killed THREE this size a couple of weeks ago. He comes to my bedroom window and has a special meow to let me know he’s got something for me. He quit bringing them in the house alive, thank goodness. I guess he realized mine were not screams of happiness.
I think he would be very pleased if I would fry some of them up in the skillet, though...

http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/sleuth/2000/1000/index.html

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Grilled Rats
and Other Weird Recipes

I've been collecting weird recipes for several years now. Though I've made few of these recipes, I find them fascinating for some reason. I hope to compile these unusual morsels into a book someday, but with other pressing projects and obligations, that day may never come.
What is a weird recipe? I define it as any non-typical food or combination of unusual ingredients — foods you would never dream of pairing — that turn into something more than mildly edible.
Weird foods have been around for centuries. The wild success of the American "Survivor" television series had many viewers gagging at the thought of eating rodents. However, Calvin W. Schwabe in his book Unmentionable Cuisine (Charlottesville, Virginia: University of Virginia Press, 1979) says, "Brown rats and roof rats were eaten openly on a large scale in Paris when the city was under siege during the Franco-Prussian War." Observers likened their taste to both partridges and pork. And, according to the Larousse Gastronomique, rats are still eaten in some parts of France. In parts of Africa, the giant rat, cane rat and common house mouse all grace the dining table. I know a man who, being a squirrel hunter, frequently dines on members of the rodent family. If you're game to try a few rodent recipes — try these:

Bordeaux Grilled Rats
Skin and eviscerate rats that live in wine cellars. Brush with a thick sauce that combines olive oil and crushed shallots. Grill over a fire of broken wine barrels.

Stewed Cane Rat
Skin and eviscerate the rat and split it lengthwise. Fry until brown in a mixture of butter and peanut oil. Cover with water, add tomatoes or tomato purée, hot red peppers, and salt. Simmer the rat until tender and serve with rice.

Creamed Mice
Skin, gut and wash some fat mice without removing their heads. Cover them in a pot with ethyl alcohol and marinate 2 hours. Dice a piece of salt pork or sowbelly and cook it slowly to extract the fat. Drain the mice, dredge them thoroughly in a mixture of flour, pepper, and salt, and fry slowly in the rendered fat for about 5 minutes. Add a cup of alcohol and 6 to 8 cloves, cover and simmer for 15 minutes. Prepare a cream sauce, transfer the sautéed mice to it, and warm them in it for about 10 minutes before serving.