All right, for the likes of myself, BV, Jake, PIPEdreams, RONCO, HUTCH and a host of others.

ITs time for the nonsense and confused thread.

Rules are simple, NO, straight talk. Every thing must be confusing with just enough thrown in to keep it fun.. real, or real fun..

So here goes....

So if you want to play, all you dont have to do is not tell me that which you did or did do not in the first place..

That is what I am thinking I thought anyway, you know??

I think you might need more flour or even a pinch of salt..........


Did you remember to pre-heat the oven?

Of course, how else you gonna make ice cubes if you dont pre heat the oven, geeeesss, you really need some help from the Dentist for your Head problems, and I ainta a talking that head neither, or is nither??

I was wondering if you didnt take a niether and put a nither to it what would you have??

3rd down and long...........better hope for a powerplay or even better a baulk.....

Baulk? isnt that what they use to write things on a blackboard???

No, I don't think you can use a thong as a floatation device..............

THONG?? I wasnt playing music, why cant you stay on topic??

I mean really, next thing you know your gonna be on and on about hamburgers and you know damn good and well, we... HEY look hamburgers.... I was so hungary, sure am glad we had lunch a few minutes ago..

Sure go ahead.....I don't see any reason you can't put armor all on your steering wheel........I mean you put butter on your pancakes don't you?

Oh, you'll never get by with this.

I am going to talk sense to you if it's the last thing I ever do!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Jake92:
No, I don't think you can use a thong as a floatation device..............

Did someone mention a fartation device?? I thought beans and Mexican food was enough. Geez, and to think there are CIVILIZED people on these boards who surely are smart enough to do their own research about fartation devices!

Don't even start with me on the telemarketers OC..................

YOu cant talk cents to jake he is broke and cant even afford syrup for his pancake steering wheel...

GEeess, keep up will ya...???

So Jake, I know you butter on them, but what if the steering wheel is waffle shaped, surely you dont put regular syrup on waffles do you?

It's risky, but possible so long as you only talk that way to her from a very good distance........my advice......don't forget to duck.............

Why the hell are taking ducks to a date?

I mean you can put dates on a duck, but that is just wrong if there still alive, letting them see there condiments before you cook them is just plain wrong man..

I mean you can date a duck, or duck a date, but never duck a date for a duck that you already promised a date to from a previously ducked date that you dated when you ducked her last time.. YOU GOT THAT??

uhm.....boy that's a tough one.....uhm........THREE?

FINALLY, your catching on, so can we get back to cooking the ducks now??

God your a hard one...

Yeah, it's about 3:30 p.m. but they aren't expecting anybody until later this evening...

DON'T YA THINK 3:30 PM IS A LITTLE LATE TO BE COOKING DUCKS ON YOUR HEAD? I MEAN REALLY......WHAT THEY HELL DOES DUCKS HAVE TO DO WITH PONDS ANYWAY?

Huh! Who did what on this why duplicate random comments parallel similarity to the "BOING" utterly useless thread that no one even I don't comprehend the matter of fact of why this is existing on UTTERLY confusing and senseless stuff that BV, TUV and a host of OrangeCat kitty cats & Jake but BV has not posted but posted elsewhere not here as TUV, jake, OrangeCat kitty cat and me be surprised and not me understand why I work on a Saturday find this here here!

Got that all?