Alas, it must be photobucket stuff, I can't see it. Oh well maybe next time I goes to library.....

An oldie but a goodie ~ click the picture

OC ~ this one is worth time at the library!!

DID BUBBA FILM THAT FER YA

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Originally posted by RONCO:
DID BUBBA FILM THAT FER YA

I'm not Mrs. Hughes. . . .(yet)

I love Mrs. Hughes!

OK, MISSEY...KEEP US ADVISED

These are all great! Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Okay this one is for Jake, and all you other coffee drinkers.

Piper in the morning!

That is funny. I don't drink coffee. Guess you forgot...

One of your patients AFTER you've worked on them?

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Originally posted by SGTBJH:
Piper in the morning!

no... that's Tex in the morning. lol

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The
doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso,
arms or legs. The son is just a head!

But the dad loves his son and raises him as well
as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is
proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking
his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead
silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his
son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay
. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.
The bar goes wild The father, crying and wailing,
begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink!
Take another drink!!' The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes
back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the
amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new
hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop!
Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to
the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar
falls silent.

The father moans in grief . The bartender sighs and
says,

(Wait for it)

(It's coming)

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(Ya ready?)

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* (Don't hate me)

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* (You're gonna hate me)

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* (Take a deep breath)

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'He should've quit while he was a head!

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the Newscaster says
"'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing
"That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, he says,
"Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, Says;
"How many is a Brazilian?"

No offense to blondes; I give brunettes a bad name some days!!!