Okay, this gonna be the spot to be a caveman, or cavewomen, didnt want to forget the ladies.

First we need some caveman names for everyone.

HI, me TUVVA, what your name.. uuggh...

TUVVA's wheels.....

I couldn't decide whether I wanted to be her or a saber toothed tiger.

Huh, Que Like pretty girl. Que fall in Lust.

QUE no can have girl, Que must take hellen, que is bad boy.

Y'all let go of my hair, now. I can't be dragged into two caves at once.

Ok little Miss Fuzzy Britches(Shawshank Redemption). But Beek likes fuzzy britches!

Helen serve no purpose, Helen only fit for crab bait or be ground into chum slick fer fishing purposes. Me already got psycho females in life to avoid as is. There be SILFH (sister in law from hell) and SILWNC (sister in law with no clue) They make Helen sane & sanitary in comparrison. Me no need & no want Helen. Me plagued enough already with other crazy people; need helen go be crazy somewhere else, far far away.

Ugh.

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I couldn't decide whether I wanted to be her or a saber toothed tiger.

me "Olgol".. Olgol still can't see face. Olgol no care bout face, Olgol like big soft things...... Olgol start new science technique... Olgol reach out and touch.

Would you guys PLEASE clean up after yourselves, if you're gonna fix barbequed brontasaurus ribs???

Yeah, and no X-rated films either!

Me no clean, me eat, me make mess, me hunter bronto burgers, cook only on outside fire. YOU clean up mess, if you be nag nag, you go with Que, me no have time for pickem up stuff.

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Yeah, and no X-rated films either!

hmmmmm, Olgol ogle some more.......

Beek leave bones go. Bones turn into oil and coal in a few million years. Let them figure what to do with waste.

TUVVA good thing me go deaf, no hear nag, nagging. Bagpipes good, nag no good.

Those be ceratops bones broto bones longer like snake for neck.

OOOOOGA OOOOGA!! Me fucumgoodum. Me need woooooman......NOW! OOOOOGA OOOOOGA. Wait. Fucumgoodum hungry now. Fucumgoodum have woooooman later.

Hmmmm, they didn't discover saltpetre til the Middle Ages.... soooo I gotta be quick and think of something creative, but what?

Maybe draw primitive picture of "Auntie Helen" Flintstone on cave wall?

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mmmmm, Olgol ogle some more.......

Beek knows what to do. Orange Sabretooth put pebble in BV's mockisin and make him limp.

Or, make sculpture of beloved "Aunt Helen"....

That so ugly make Willy go inside.