beautiful blond girls who have big giant ... STEAKS.

Interesting fact about Texans. If you give them an enema you can bury them in a match box.

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student
from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from
Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the
opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up'."

I've never been to Texas and will probably never feel the need to go either. Every thing thats good or bad in Texas, can be found in at least 20 other states. Plus, its too hot down there in the summer and no beaches except for the polluted Gulf of Mexico, who wants to swim in that garbage dump?

Never got to go in the USCG, my current company is headquatered in Houston so got the "honor" to go for training for a week about 5 years ago. And of course they had to send me in July When I got off the plane and went out to get in the limo, I though I was breathing water! Damn it was muggy I'll stick with Orange County Ca and my little Mortuary 6 blocks from the Ocean. I may have to put up with the illegal alien invasion and morons for politicians, But at least I can breath in the summer!

Yah, so do you offer a Coastie discount on a funeral plan?

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Originally posted by SociallyAutistic:
Yah, so do you offer a Coastie discount on a funeral plan?

Actually I do for Coasties. There ain't many of us and I always feel they (us) deserve a
little extra. Besides I'm happy knowing I'm doing it for a Shipmate. The next of kin are always happy to find out their loved one is being cared for by a former Coastie. The hard part is getting honors for them, It's hard for all services right now because of the war, but for us it's worse. The MSO or whatever new name they call it in Long Beach, tries hard and I thank them for it. I just wish I could do more for them..