It appears as a result of high oil prices and worsening economic outlook, that some of our expectations regarding the Afterlife may need to be amended as being too costly, or resulting in an unfavorable return-on-investment.
As pointed out in the attached article, actually boiling Saddam Hussein in oil forever will severely impact the universal supply of petroleum, raise market speculation and actually undo the Third Law of Thermodynamics.
How could you have sex or golf? Both can result in great satisfaction...and great pain - but there can be no pain in heaven, right? And we can't hunt of fish because that results in death - for the animal. Can't have that. No tennis, baseball, or other sports - they result in envy, pride, and the eternally damned NY Yankees...
