Military defination of the phrase " Pan - Handler:" - " Hospital Orderly ? " I know this is the complaint department where we can vents our gripes about things like medical care and treatment for our service troops on active duty to all those nasty old veterans from previous wars and conflicts as with my current on going treatment at my local VA Hospital from the long bus and or bicycle rides to and from. To the the cost of my travel pay as well as those medicines and bandages I as I used to be a medic have had to apply and direct on myself as a type of " Frankenstein ( or Feinstien )," and the all famous " Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Hide," as I found out my Heckle and Jeckle sense of humor has gotten me on the Cuckoo list with old Nurse Rachette as most of these Federal Doctor's don't have the same seance of humor as those old army surgeons and old WAC's and WAVES who like Margaret Hulahan ( Hot Lips ), did to Hawkeye with Chicken Lips Frank Burns in the TV series MASH, or the real hot lips of Margaret in the movie " M.A.S.H.," staring Donald Sutherland and Elliot Gould comapred to the original " Battle Circus," with Humphrey Bogart with a M.A.S.H., unit in Korea the forgotten war and those old veterans issues as well ? As I never did find out if Margaret was a true blond, or wash she really that dumb being a brunette ? Well after my emergency ER visit to the VA this past 16th where the doctors did show a little seance of humor by telling me I was full of it as when I get constipated from time to time from my internal injuries I build up dangerous gas emissions which effect my brain and can cause death as I was told in previous ER visits as well ?

Well I guess I could complain about not getting my travel pay in the mail as they have changed policies again and I haven't finished this months appointments to get one big ? Treasury check from Uncle Sam, or B.O., as if I can make it through the last of the month until the first as a bum they can keep the money to help pay for the bandages and meds it's taken me to take care of myself instead of having to have them give the Enema's , or supositories to lesson my pain and suffering let alone save my worthless life as they have their own idea's of how to run America as they would against God and his kingdom of Heaven as well.

So if there is the slightest chance after suffering my near death service as a volunteer like all those blood transfusions I received at my hometown hospitals ER and ICU of 8 pints of blood to the 10 to 12 pints the human body carries in the first place and all the hours I was bleeding internally that I might be an Angel of the Lord, and to what ever level I am in my own personal relationship with the God the father is between me and him as you may of noticed I'm no " Joan of Arc," fighting for France and the Dolphan only to be sold out to the enemy as a Heritick ? So I'll fear the Lord and stand before the man as I have done and will continue to do for God and Country no matter how NUTS everyone thinks I am, because at least as a junior G-Man I'm no gangster for the criminally insane ?

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